Tim Howard

Black white cat standing on a wooden chair with her front paws on the back. She is being fed a treat tube and her entire body is dedicated to the experience.

POWERSTANCE

Black and white cat drifting off to sleep on a green blanket

Happy #Caturday from Nancy

A medium sized white dog with brown markings on its back is lying on the ground in front of some shopping trolleys. One ear is up and the other is flopping down in an impossibly adorable manner.

Almost forgot to show you the cool dude I saw the other day

It's Bandcamp Friday again. Who would have thought it? I haven't had a chance to make a new stupid video about it so enjoy this one again. Please reskeet! I only have 5 of the limited edition tapes left I think

hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/kiosk-67

#BandcampFriday

Space wouldn’t be the place if it didn’t rhyme.

Paleo EP, by Djinn and Miskatonic 3 track album

It's Bandcamp Friday! My band Djinn And Miskatonic has music you can buy.
Our most recent EP, Paleo:

djinnandmiskatonic.bandcamp.com/album/paleo-ep

A Painting You Can't Afford To See, by Cheer Captain 14 track album

My first album is a collection of homemade power pop tunes I’ve been making by for the past few years. I hope you enjoy it.

Onion article: Man always gets little rush out of telling people John Lennon beat wife Photo shows man at a party apparently delivering this news to a fellow party-goer

This is me with telling people that "Killing Me Softly With His Song" was inspired by a Don McLean concert

This was my reaction too.

I have never recovered from learning that "Killing Me Softly With His Song" was written about the experience of seeing Don McLean in concert.

[reading any book] gosh I’m just like Denzel Washington in The Equalizer, who also reads books

I invite you to do festive shopping in my emporium of daft things 🛒🐦

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com

And the only “wrapped” was the rapt expressions of the children in my orphanage as they gathered round the old pianny to sing along.

You won’t see a Spotify wrapped from me this year. The only music I listened to was that Beck album he brought out as sheet music.

The new national slogan

“Do not wake various snakes.”

'Do not wake the jaguar: Colombia's president warns Trump after threats of military strikes

On the one hand this is absurd sabre-rattling, on the other it’s kind of a cool line. I’d like to see Australian politicians adopt this sort of rhetoric eg “Do not wake the numbat.”

I somehow just learned that Tomas Lindberg of At the Gates died in September. Damn, I still love those 90s ATG albums.

saw your childhood home videos in 4K and now in the edge of the frame you can see your parents' disappointment in you 😥

The Crown. She can deal with the end of civilisation as long as she gets to watch the rest of The Crown.

I hope Netflix edits their movie Leave the World Behind in which the teen daughter's desire to finish streaming Friends is a plot point. Now the daughter really wants to finish Is It Cake? or something.

Rustbelt Odyssey (A Short Story) A rustbelt myth of epic proportions.

If you're interested, I just posted my most recent short story. This one is a lot of fun. It's a retelling of Homer's Odyssey set in the late 1970s. I had fun writing it, I hope you enjoy it!

medium.com/@kimberjohns...

I enjoyed this a lot Kimber!

"The progressive Jordan Peterson" omg just fuck off

Scott Galloway apparently this month's New Person We Have to Know About Now

"But I don't own a dvd player!"

If only this could be easily and cheaply remedied.

The “you wouldn’t steal a car” anti-piracy meme but it says “you wouldn’t tame an impala”

In my defence I’ve never really looked at it, if I see it around I just think “oh yeah, there’s the clam album”.

Big Calm by Morcheeba

I don’t know how long I thought this album was called Big Clam. I guess since whenever it came out until earlier today.

I hadn’t ever thought of doing that, thanks for posting about it!