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I'll bring a periscope next time to investigate
17.01.2026 17:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A couple days ago, the guy in the next stall was using 5-10ft of TP per wipe. Wanted to share that info with someone but forgot until now.
17.01.2026 15:59 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Are they what
05.01.2026 23:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I never considered soup comes from a factory but I guess you're right
05.01.2026 03:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Getting fancy tonight
24.12.2025 00:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The year is 2030 and you just bought a ticket from stubhub but but its ai counterfeit. The police are knocking but you can't find the post it note that has your front door password written on it.
23.12.2025 21:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Helluva bears game last night
21.12.2025 15:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saturday night football? Is nothing sacred?
21.12.2025 02:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Correct
20.12.2025 21:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think if balls are in proximity, the correct term is chode
20.12.2025 04:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ME: iβm nervous about my date should i bring anything
FRIEND: just be nice
ME: okay
[later]
DATE: what is this
ME: bean ice
I don't mean to brag, but today my mom said I look nicer than normal. And to explain that, she said "your beard is the same color as your hair"
08.12.2025 00:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Giving the little guy what he wants
30.11.2025 23:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been blocking every political post and there's nothing left but you π
30.11.2025 03:30 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
It's snowing and I'm settled in, no more doing things please
29.11.2025 23:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβd have to be pretty turdrunken to eat a turducken
27.11.2025 22:06 β π 19 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy Thanksgiving ya turkeys
27.11.2025 18:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I went golfing today and the old grumpy guy in the pro shop was watching beavis and butthead
23.11.2025 22:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i mean whiskey is prob the only way iβll tango or foxtrot tbh.
18.11.2025 01:13 β π 423 π 51 π¬ 4 π 2
When your cat is sitting on you, all regal like the king claimed his land. Try to overthrow the king, I dare you.
17.11.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't call her a man π€£
11.11.2025 04:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that itβs ok. to be white
09.11.2025 21:55 β π 331 π 41 π¬ 1 π 0Is it OK for me, a non-NYC person, to not care who is mayor there? It's fine to feel this way? All this debate makes me feel guilty.
05.11.2025 18:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0using the extra hour to yearn
02.11.2025 11:32 β π 349 π 88 π¬ 11 π 1Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
02.11.2025 04:24 β π 1892 π 411 π¬ 25 π 21
Go jays
02.11.2025 02:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
27.10.2025 16:47 β π 6042 π 891 π¬ 48 π 24Maybe take a few minute break
02.11.2025 01:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Perfect body shape for a minion
01.11.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
