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Picnic with a buddy

He's waiting patiently for the trees growth to slowly envelop him

Stopped for gas and a gatorade in a wealthy neighborhood and the clerk said to me "That's a nice timepiece on your wrist. It's beautiful." In my neighborhood they don't even smile.

I put my head back, crack my neck
Baby, how you feelin'? (Feelin' good as hell)

AHHHH!

If you're wondering, yes, I took this pic in the bathroom mirror

Just did vacation dishes

Finally have a minute to check bluesky

I never believed it was butter

Phone: Alarm set for 3 hours and 21 minutes from now

Me: ah shit

Just saw this on FB

I often say that living well is the greatest revenge. It is also an excellent way to throw off suspicion from my actual favorite revenge, arson.

Can I say something brave? I think jeans are more comfortable than sweats

I've licked every himalayan salt lamp I have laid eyes on

Just got my 23andMe DNA results back and I'm 100% an idiot

Man, my group chat really needs to step it up

Doesn't get better than a beer and a thin crust cooked 3 minutes longer than they tell me to

Rehydrated casserole

Soup season is a construct

If anyone sees Michelle Obama, could you ask if potatoes count as a vegetable? Thanks.

Hell yea, let's finally get this party started

a plate full of delicious looking corndogs

oh man i love corned beef

I got lasik today to better see the horrors

Don't say it's by spending less than I make

Made nachos if you want to pull up

Pilots should try not crashing

First Monday after daylight savings. This is our super bowl, we've been staying up late and waking early for years

I wish I loved something as much as cnn loves reporting on things that "could" happen