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@cmejam.bsky.social

Smell this and tell me if it’s still good.

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Latest posts by cmejam.bsky.social on Bluesky

(alicia keys voice) this horse is on fire

17.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 429    🔁 61    💬 17    📌 5

Not me bawling my eyes out.

17.02.2026 06:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG Literally doinks in Amish. 🤣

RIP Young King Dave.

17.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! 🥇🥉

Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!

Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!

16.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 2223    🔁 307    💬 26    📌 30

I don't do a lot of self-promotion on here but I was proud of this line when I wrote it, and if you want more lines like it, then you should 100% buy this book
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16.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 230    🔁 34    💬 12    📌 2

Prosecute the offenders

16.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 40    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Politival ideas. Pivotal politics?

16.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Still image of boy about to throw a punch with word “okay” below

Black on yellow background

Still image of boy about to throw a punch with word “okay” below Black on yellow background

New gadsen flag just dropped

16.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 79    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0
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Charley Crockett sparks heated fan backlash with Trump 'grifter' comments The Texas-born musician also called for the deportation of Texas-based billionaire Elon Musk and Palantir Technologies co-founder Peter Thiel.

If they bring back outlaw country I’ll get my cowboy hat out of the closet. www.houstonchronicle.com/entertainmen...

16.02.2026 14:37 — 👍 378    🔁 41    💬 16    📌 6

Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.

Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.

15.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 9618    🔁 2397    💬 18    📌 98

We all kiss

16.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Donate to Support Legal Aid for Afghan Family's Asylum, organized by Adam Goldstein The Afghan family of five I have been working with since 2021 needs help. … Adam Goldstein needs your support for Support Legal Aid for Afghan Family's Asylum

Friends: for the last four years, my friend Adam has been helping a family evacuated from Kabul. The dad served alongside US military. Their green cards stalled and they now face deportation. We’re raising funds for legal help to file asylum and keep them safe.

Please consider giving and sharing:

16.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 72    🔁 52    💬 1    📌 0

You can help build billionaire-free local news.

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Let's fight misinformation, help good journalists to make a decent living, and stick a big ol' finger in Jeff Bezos' eye.

13.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 91    🔁 163    💬 6    📌 13
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Hoje conheci o pequeno Bernardo durante a visita ao Centro de Emergência 24h do Hospital Federal Cardoso Fontes, no Rio de Janeiro. Ele teve bronquiolite e foi um dos beneficiados pela reestruturação da emergência pediátrica deste hospital.

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🎥 Ricardo Stuckert

15.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 682    🔁 135    💬 12    📌 5
15.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

My main opinion on Graham Platner is if there was a 41 year old guy running in the Republican primary for the Maine Senate seat and it turned out that he had a Nazi tattoo for 15 years and then he claimed that he just didn't know it was a Nazi tattoo, none of you would ever stop screaming about it.

15.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 1642    🔁 356    💬 31    📌 28

I love this so much.

15.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is it with these bullet-headed old white men in this orbit?

15.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I Tried Out For The USA Bobsled Team
YouTube video by Jason Kelce I Tried Out For The USA Bobsled Team

My guy Jason Kelce tries bobsled,,, I think we alls got a new appreciation for these athletes.

Letz GOOOOOO,!!

youtu.be/wdGJ1LPOg5c?...

15.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 371    🔁 31    💬 7    📌 3

Leaning hard into whimsical zero fucks crone years. Huge fan.

15.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!

15.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 1414    🔁 234    💬 53    📌 67
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I did actual reporting about this case rather than just reprinting what police said about it. If you appreciate that kind of effort—and the fact that our site isn't paywalled—support the worker-owned @autonomynews.co with a one-time tip or a paid subscription:

14.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 51    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 3
pov: you’re about to be punched by the brown hoodie hero from lake zurich high school

pov: you’re about to be punched by the brown hoodie hero from lake zurich high school

me, getting out of bed:

the bowl i’m about to smoke:

14.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 195    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 0

i want to start a monthly club called “dunk on hines” where we bake a box cake and rag on cheryl.

14.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 24    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

You have 45 minutes left to be a hero!

13.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Today is the day. We are auctioning this lovely 5x7 ink and guache original by Amy Evans to fund mammograms for uninsured food and beverage workers in greater Houston. Link to Instagram to bid. Auction closes at 5pm central. www.instagram.com/p/DUs2D1qjT7...

13.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 99    🔁 43    💬 1    📌 0

My mom pointed out that Grassl has costume changed into the Twink Pope from the Twink Cardinal

13.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 61    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag

12.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 3573    🔁 669    💬 51    📌 39

I wore eyeliner and neither my windows or my iOS facial recognition worked. I trained it without makeup on.

13.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I really need y'all to understand that as black people, this level of violent and murderous intent form police is nothing new to us. We been dealing with this from the very beginning, long before ICE even existed.

10.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 74    🔁 37    💬 0    📌 0

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