Chris Torres

It’s not his fucking house. And he just fucking tore down the entire East Wing.
My landlord calls on hellfire and brimstone when I suggest painting a wall.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

M: Obama care sucks!!!

C: Ok… so what’s your plan for healthcare?

M: …
M: … grumble concepts of a plan… grumble…
M: Obama care sucks!

Don’t you hate it when you’re grooving out to the music pumping out of the car three lengths behind you and your turn signal is not keeping the beat?

Always choose the bear.

a man wearing a white t-shirt that says togetherness on it ALT: a man wearing a white t-shirt that says togetherness on it

BORICUA!!! 🇵🇷 🏈
#SuperBowlLX

“He ignited the church on fire…”
What’s wrong with this sentence?
#vocabulary #petpeeve

House Reps: I hate this bill because it’s bad for my constituents and America.
Same House Rep: votes Yea.

-David Bowie

🎶 And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're going through

Ch-ch-changes🎶

The lunatics are in charge of the asylum.

Advocating 101: Don’t accept your opponent’s premise. You set the parameters.

Not remembering that you swore to uphold the Constitution? That was a little over 100 DAYS ago. Sounds like mental decline to me…

It seems to me that Mr. Potter is now running the US economy.

Um… Social Security is NOT an entitlement. Just look at your paycheck.

Can you shut down the government if everyone’s already been fired? Is there even a government?

Most of the screeners sent this year were digital.The only physical screener, an actual DVD, I received this awards season was Anora. Just sayin’… 🤔

Kelly Clarkson’s wink was purrr-fect. And now I’m a for life! 😉

Stop quitting! And when you are ‘accidentally’ fired, demand double the salary to come back. Understand, they need you more than you need them. Do not comply in advance.

Bracing for the next Trump Pandemic. You know it’s coming. Stocking up on my Clorox injectables.

I’m having Wood Snake phobia.🐍 #2025 #YearoftheSnake

2025 ain’t for the faint of heart…

Yep. That’s about right.😭

Now that TikTok is dead… I’ll need to find another way to get my Luigi photo fix.

Not sure I can survive the next four years. Exhausted and it’s not even 1/19.

I joined TikTok for BookTok and stayed for DanceTok, CatTok, GardeningTok and the occasional BreadTok. Please don’t take that away.

Displaced Black Families GoFund Me Directory

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Great. The sell off of America to the highest bidder begins 1/20/25. Grifters be grifting.

Can we get just one day of peace, harmony, and love?
Happy New Year, y’all. Sending out a wish for joy. May everyone of you find yours.

Everything, everywhere, all at once. Gonna get you suckas.