Muspell Hillbilly

Special orders signed off on by a... W.R.?

any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt

...?

Looking around the kitchen going avocado? Slice of white bread? DOG FOOD?!?

Fries in the pot

Making real French fries, which I never do because it's a messy pain. Also, any time I have a pot of hot fat in the kitchen, my American nature takes hold and I get Mad Scientist urges.

1. Caravan of Courage
2. The Battle for Endor
3. Whatever, some bullshit about a guy whose dad is a robot and the dog with a gun.

Tech companies - "heres some bullshit no one asked for that we underpaid and overworked employees to get...oh also it spies on you and sends your favorite porn to the people whose respect you most want"

Us - "nah thats ok I'll pass"

Tech companies - "why are you personally destroying the economy?"

While some of you are saying "go Empire" or "go Last Jedi," I'm saying "go Admiral Piet and the Rule of Law."

I can still not get over how contemptuous TFA was of its audience. JJ Abrams might as well have banged on the side of a bucket and shouted "sooeee" before he sloshed it at you.

1 Empire
2 Star Wars
3 Rouge One
4 Jedi
5 Sith
6 Menace
7 Clones
8 Force Awakens was so purely insulting that it broke me of ever being bothered with this crap again.

(And, TBF, I also don't know off the dome what RWE looked like. Too bad you can't swap in Poe without diluting the message.)

I'd pay a Ralph Waldo Emerson lookalike to stalk their offices and shout "shame" but I doubt most of them would get it.

My "Not Enron" memo is raising questions answered by...

The entire "well-mannered Canadian" persona is based in the secure knowledge that they made a country out of the good parts of the UK and US and left out the shite.

While everything is, indeed, increasingly enshittified, let us appreciate for a moment the cheap, rechargeable sonic toothbrush. Leaves your face feeling like it was sandblasted.

YouTube video by Desmond Dekker - Topic 007 (Shanty Town)

Another of my favourite tracks from this amazing album.

Never caught on fire when it was the Tappan Zee

You need to step back from this ledge, my friend.

"Never trust woo woos" has been my guiding principle in life and has literally never once let me down lol

Is Caleb Williams good now?

Crimejail

I know the sign made the angle awkward, but he should have kept his back leg on the ground. More power.

It's the way that Twitter's new location feature exposed the fact that most of the "Japanese nationalists" on Twitter were from Europe and that most of the big MAGA propaganda accounts were from Russia/India/Bangladesh so Elon shut that shit down literally just hours later lmaooo

S/O to everyone who still thinks that song is called "Kid Chicago" because their first copy of that record was an LP dubbed to a cassette.

AND A PAAARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE

Pope Leo rocking the mic

I ain't no Kid Chicago, I ain't no Al Capone
There's a windy city in my bedroom alone
I said I don't live in Chicago, I don't know no Al Capone
That bitch took my money and she went to Chicago
If I ain't already enough sick and alone

I am partial to living in a house and eating food.

Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files