Ben Zero

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

Buddy if you are clicking the fucking AI button to tell you where to go on vacation I am telling you without judgment to save your money and just stay home, or pick a trip to Orlando and call it a day. You're already dead inside and the trip isn't going to help.

With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.

Ring is a wildly dangerous company. Always has been. But it has sort of flown under the radar the last couple years as it tried to soften its image. Make no mistake that this is an extremely dangerous surveillance dragnet:

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Kid Rock tweet: My halftime performance was pre recorded but performed live. No lipsycing like the haters and fake news are trying to report. When they synced the cameras to my performance if Bawitdaba, it did not line up as I explain in this video.

David Cross losing his mind in the immortal pre-taped call-in show Mr Show sketch

Notes on “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” as Delivered to Axl Rose by His Editor Hi, Axl — Just got your manuscript and demo for the song “Sweet Child O’ [sic] Mine.” I think we need to talk. As your editor, I am responsible for...

"Reminds me of childhood memories..."
Redundant. You either have a memory, or you’re reminded of something. You’re not reminded of a memory. Heavy metal fans won’t stand for such writing, my friend.

There’s not a way to negotiate with ICE without selling out some of the very neighbors we’re risking our lives to protect. This is a moral issue. Your willingness to negotiate shows you don’t understand the problem at all or our sacrifice, not that you’re somehow smarter or more rational than us.

Not ICE's job

me I’m an “ai annoys the shit out of everybody and costs everybody a lot of money” guy

The Kid Rock "concert" was such a failure, it has ruined the prospects for future white kids who start out appropriating hip-hop and then segue into a lukewarm version of southern fried rock. Think of all we will lose.

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein’s sordid men’s club Files reveal a world of flattery and fratboy tones, where rich men are cultivated and women provide services

'The Epstein files reveal a patriarchy in action. This is a world where the men are rich and powerful, and the women are not. The emails showcase the private behaviour of a male ruling class, as they network, joke and trade information.'

LAPD chief doubles down on refusal to enforce mask ban at Police Commission meeting | LA Local Chief Jim McDonnell faced criticism from attendees and lawmakers after saying he’ll delay enforcing the mask ban, which took effect Jan. 1, while a federal suit challenging the law is still pending.

Masked secret federal agents kidnapping us in the streets is a red line.

Normalize firing Chief McDonnell

LAPD Chief Jim McDonnell doubled down during a police commission meeting saying officers would not be enforcing a ban on federal agents wearing masks during immigration enforcement operations.

That’s what’s up.

This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

May need to revise that quote about "nobody ever wrote a song called 'Fuck the Fire Dept.'"

this is injurious to moral, social, and all human life

the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences

There's no "centrist" difference-splitting on this. We have to make clear that some beliefs held by loud pressure groups are simply contrary to democracy, and we can't indulge them.

K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.

That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”

Remember when "America has many groups of people in it and that's good and makes us strong" was an uncontroversial - even cliched - viewpoint that was universally endorsed across the political spectrum?

We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.

Please take a moment to think about how much I, a random reader, am going to enjoy that novel the moment I can get my hands on it. Thanks, John!!

the public health response to this has to be “close the camps and free them all” and nothing less

I didn't have TikTok on my phone when it was Chinese spyware, I'm not going to have it on my phone when it is US spyware

I’ve never seen a commercial destroy a company’s reputation before.

Great work, Ring.

"we fired all of our Black and Brown journalists and media critics and for some reason are writing bad articles about the Bad Bunny halftime show"

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.