Susan Bryson

On behalf of the astigmatism-afflicted, I'd like to extend a hearty "bite me" to the auto manufacturers for making night driving such a blindingly treacherous experience.

POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

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This Susan agrees.

YouTube video by MotleyCrueVEVO Mötley Crüe - Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) (Official Music Video)

this one goes out to bill ackman and allllll the billionaire crybaby losers youtu.be/QNCM8IjtQ-o?...

Don't know about you, but I'm feeling slightly more optimistic this morning. 🌊

Dragging my exhausted self to sleep after my 23rd postseason at mlb-dot-com -- without a doubt the most exciting postseason I've been a part of. It's a blessing to work for the sport I love with such an amazing and talented group of writers and editors. Can't wait to see what season 24 brings.

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Baseball is the best ⚾️♥️

A Google wordmark with baseball stitches

good Google doodle today

GAME. 7. game7game7game7game7game7. (Game 7!)

I'll see your Rod Farva and raise you one Dewey "Ox" Oxberger.

I've seen a ton of "first woman at a Rush concert" posts, and I have to laugh -- not at the "joke," but at the bullshittery of it all. Rush was the first concert I ever saw, and I went to many more after that.

I am intrigued ...

oh, mets. oh, mets mets mets 😞

He appears on stage with such modesty he almost seems to be backing into the spotlight. He sings rather quietly, and his guitar work is good, but he doesn't show ff. He starts slow. But after a song or two, even the drunks in the room begin to listen to his lyrics. And then he has you.

Randomly came across this 1970 Roger Ebert column about a young, undiscovered John Prine. Talent meets talent.

www.rogerebert.com/balder-and-d...

My upstairs neighbours at 6 am:

AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE CEREMONIAL REARRANGING OF THE BOULDERS

Time traveling, broken bats and headers: The quirkiest HRs in history Everybody loves a home run. Whether it's a second-deck moonshot, a will-it-or-won't-it wall-scraper or a frenetic inside-the-park job, we tend to get excited when a player connects and touches 'em all...

I love weird baseball. So I had a lot of fun going through old video to compile this list of the quirkiest homers of all time. I think you'll enjoy it. There's even time traveling and a shocked Vin Scully. Give it a click. www.mlb.com/news/weirdes...

He was HBP in the 1st.

Giant blank white billboard mounted to a building with the word "SIGN" in black, centered in tiny lettering.

and it opened up my eyes

If Fleetwood Mac is putting out another album, my Gen X heart is going to lose it.

PC notification reads “printer could not be printer”

until printer learned to love printer

As of this moment, over $11,000 in donations has been sent to the Diamondbacks Foundation in the name of Ketel Marte’s mother since last night. The donations have come from 30 different states and six different countries.

The feeling of joy this brings me is indescribable.

The Marlins need to rend their garments on the public square, sing songs of lamentation and contrition, and make lavish sacrifices to the dark gods who decreed that they should stain the land with their existence.

Waiting on a friend, watching everyone pour out of the surrounding office buildings and scurry back with their takeout bags and remembering when that was me every single day.

I can't remember the last time I felt rage this intense.

My autistic son, who just filed his first tax return and is applying to Master's programs, begs to differ. Fuck this fucking prick.