Is it actually made of plastic

“The Onion stands at the ready to act as a mouthpiece of the world’s elite, using its distinguished reportage to parrot whatever the party line happens to be. Genocide, eugenics, incest—no topic is too taboo to find support in our paper so long as it has been approved by a trustworthy establishment”

This really is very good 👏👏👏

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social

"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

Why are the bbc pretending everyone didn't already know about this

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

UK ambassador to the US Peter (Lord) Mandelson is one of the birthday book writers, so a bit curious if the UK fires him immediately or burns a ton of political capital trying really hard to not fire him before eventually firing him a few weeks from now

The best advice I got when my daughter got a cancerous brain tumour was 'just do exactly what the doctors say'. She is now one year cancer free :)

It’s wild how politicians and media outlets unified in 2018-21 to win a shattering victory over the forces of prejudice and intolerance, and now the top three parties are all pushing variants on Send Em All Back. Is it possible for something like that to have happened without substantial dishonesty?

Israel has been guilty of the illegal occupation of Gaza, The West Bank & East Jerusalem since 1967 and somehow the Palestinians are to blame

Bravo 👏

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I feel like you didn't think this through to it's logical conclusion

I always find it amazing that the ubiquitous electricity plyons and telephone lines don't elicit anything like this (frankly very boring) response

STOP: Collaborate and listen

'Take the Third Reich'

POSIWID

It had me too !!

Watching the blues brothers film aged about 12

If like three years ago the pundit class and democratic politicians had held to this line we wouldn't be where we are today

"I don't know what the big deal is."

I guess this is the updated version of 'charity' lollipop selling. I knew of a few ppl in early 00's who made a fortune in cash every weekend by selling drunk ppl lollipops for 'donations', claiming it was 'for charity' (& pretty girls doing the selling ofc) reality was a only tiny % went to charity

Did you know that the full verse flips the premise?
"A jack of all trades is a master of none,
But is oftentimes better than the master of one"

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

whatever you feel about this you have to admit it's rare for a radicalized man who's frustrated or angry and ready to choose violence to actually correctly identify the source of their suffering, instead of just blaming and killing women and minorities.....

How come the figure of 1,200 dead on Oct 7th is quoted without any qualification but the figure of 44,000 dead is apparently from the 'Hamas-run health ministry'. Plenty of other agencies have given similar figures, if not higher