The Dan-o

Wawa-bolis.

It’s this easy (I’ve seen it work in person):
Johnny used to work on the dock…

That is one of my dog’s nicknames. He likes to lure people in and then bark viciously at them.

Are videos breaking anyone else’s Bluesky? I’m on an iPad and if I go into a video it becomes the Hotel California.

Danny Ainge, Toronto Blue Jay.

Do you know how bad a Halo idea has to be for me to not want it?

Escape the red-sauce rut with this punchy chili crisp-tahini pasta In his new cookbook, the “Sporkful” podcast creator is out to prove that “Anything’s Pastable.”

Here’s an article telling the truth that penne and ziti are the worst www.washingtonpost.com/food/2024/05...

And Rockies fans can probably get a hot dog and a beer without missing an entire inning of action.

Well done, and thank you, everyone at @officialbha.bsky.social.

Sorry man, it truly is the worst.

Brown and tan dog in bed under a red blanket with his head on a stuffed elephant.

Russell just wants to go to bed with his boy’s plushie.

Especially when you just asked to go into “single user mode”.

It has to be Primanti’s, but it would feel more like deploying chaff for your getaway. Just fries and slaw and capicola covering a huge area.

My brother found an unopened box of 1990 Score NFL cards. I can’t wait to find out how much this gem that my nephew pulled is worth.

A Pirates fan shoveling baseballs to power the Rally Train.

Milo Minderbinder would have at least made money off it.

I’ve always enjoyed the ones where I’m familiar with the music, but I’m always moved by the ones where I’m not.

When was sunset? 11:00?

When they say “flame at will, smart guys”, is that referring to the post? Or is this the new SpaceX Mission Statement?

a baseball player with the number 77 on his jersey is throwing a ball ALT: a baseball player with the number 77 on his jersey is throwing a ball

Luis Garcia’s long con has been exposed!

I would say that “On the Dark Side” is probably his best song.

Please, no! Chris Archer hasn’t been a Pirate for 6 seasons and this post is still triggering :(

I went to look at the report that she’s citing for higher revenue and they repeatedly point to… 2022 revenues. Like the TCJA was the important factor there.

I am intrigued by this Benson Boone song. I think we need more dudes using Merlin-esque adjectives to describe their love in a Tiny Tim falsetto.

Really enjoyed @robertjbennett.bsky.social A Drop of Corruption. Good mystery, great characters, and a much-needed story about government employees doing important work.

Like that scene in the first Spider-man, but if he was a perv.

The famous lift in Dirty Dancing, but upside down, which gives a much more questionable vibe.

My wife got this Dirty Dancing coloring book, so she is quite familiar with the source material. But she took it out upside down and asked out loud, “What is going on here??”

Dear Cleveland Browns,

I, a lifelong Steelers fan, will personally buy some licensed apparel if you draft yet another QB in round 7.

First the College Football trophy, now the Pope. Vance is why we can’t have nice things.