House Pelicans

You should’ve never allowed a group chat to form!!

Just be happy we didn’t unite around Lean On Me! I’d be Mr. Clark’in all around the dancery

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CJ McCollum’s CBA got Beal and Dame out here living their best lives after escaping bad situations?!

But I was told he subjugated the masses!

Long overdue, but it’s time

Today… I am… Flame Duck

Last day at the job! Career shift on Monday!

Today… I’m like the NFL coach who accomplished a lot, but becomes the lame duck.

Monday… I come the closest I’m gonna get to “taking my talents to South Beach”

@masonginsberg.bsky.social, Shamit and I discussed the possibility of a Joe Dumars hire last night on @intheno.bsky.social!

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My buddy reminded me that I was an A1 Matt Ishbia hater from jump and I stand here proud of that call today.

REAL MUSIC

Thank you!

Appreciate ya

Proudly missing the Pels game and tossing back fancy cocktails to celebrate.

Ya boy is moving up from hospital operations to a global medical device company 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Flagg watch continues

In the middle of nat’l chaos, I managed to turn bad professional news into the greatest thing that could ever happen to my career.

Finally got to start enjoying the news today. Been a good amount of tears the last few days. Life is completely transformed. Hope everyone gets to feel this one day.

I mean maybe this specific content is my brand, but man y’all had an assault on narratives today and it was my absolute pleasure to hear it

My state actually cooked these amendments. I’m so proud 🥲

Fantastic point!

Not an untrue statement

Half this season has been an exercise in Zion efficiencies and Trey diversity. Trey has answered so many questions this season and now he’s trying to answer the hardest ones. Are you an all star? Can you regularly beat great (playoff) defense?

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This is also how you get reps figuring out how to have sustained offense when Zion is off the floor next year.

This matchup has everything. A big underdog hitting home runs on every waiver player, a risky injury play by the favorite that isn’t paying off, and everyday a new injury designation pops up right when it seems like someone might get a true lead

They absolutely have not been getting daily fantasy texts. They’ve gotten like 3 in the last 3 weeks bc I know I’ll get booed down

Eloquent post. 10/10, no notes

Def gonna help with the fraud and waste, am I right?!

Spend jurisdiction numbers for Energy and Commerce Committee are out.

If Committee purges every other item for the next 10 years other than Medicaid and CHIP, it only produces $381B in savings (it’s also why Trump wants the CHIPS act to die).

Absolute minimum of $500B will be cut from Medicaid.

This guy should’ve been running the national party’s campaign platform and they ran him off bc he wanted to do it without billion dollar political consulting firms