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Was this article written by AI? I’m just a fancy negro in the Pacific Northwest, but I can’t see a real black person writing this without laughing the entire time?

How to Make Kimchi in Prison This version of the Korean dish requires mixing ramen seasoning with cabbage — and getting creative with the fermentation.

The prison version of kimchi requires mixing ramen seasoning with the cabbage, putting it into a resealable bag and, once a day, releasing the carbon dioxide that accumulates.

Just got to Portland, decided to get my beard trimmed, knew I needed to go out past 82nd to find a black barber, and somehow ended up in a southern-style black barbershop!
There are a couple dudes here who are just hanging out & shooting the shit, not even getting a haircut?

Maybe black people know more about the harms of white nationalism that you?

Popped on for a recipe & encountered both @janecoaston.bsky.social & @jamellebouie.net arguing w/ tankies about nonsense & them being called fascists bc of it,
White Leftists a lesson: calling blk folks who’ve lived whole lives dealing w/ what you’re going thru rn fascists is racism. End of lesson.

White bowl with red rim filled with smoked salmon chowder and topped with chives and extra smoked salmon. On the side is an old-timey blue & white herringbone china saucer holding half a baguette and 6 saltine crackers.

I made this smoked salmon chowder from my galpal’s dad fresh smoked salmon I also baked a baguette but my buddy insisted on adding soda crackers to the mix.

My bestie in Costa Rica has been with his partner for 20 years & for at least the last 5 living down there, said Partner eats 2 hot dogs everyday!
What’s crazy is partner used to be the fittest man I knew until he got colorectal cancer! And it wasn’t until after the diagnosis that the dogs started…

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway Alt: bart simpson is working the door at a burlesque house while grandpa simpson is entering thru the doorway, sees Bart, and walks back out.

*logs on on train, sees the discourse is about something called Alligator Aushwitz, logs off*

You don’t know me irl so you couldn’t know, but I am a suit guy. I just got down to 100 suits again & the idea of purging some of my babies is giving me agita.
Petersen’s guy is in an abomination.
At least now we all know the chief designer for all those ManStyle & ManSource stores in malls tho, eh?

This has to be AI generated?

Hot Commie Summer

Um this sounds like it would be psychologically scarring to watch with a date but somehow this synopsis is making me want to see this just to see the staging of the lead character getting his just desserts?

Well as we all are aware, some folks will do anything for $, including embarrass themselves.
More ridiculous is some people ❤️ this film. My ex bf love love loves it. It’s not THE reason we’re exes (more his tirades about cancel culture going amok & his casual racism) but it is one of the reasons.

This is honestly the worst film that I have personally ever seen in a theater!
I was waiting on someone to drop this one. I am still chuffed that I spent $$ on it all these years later to be bored to sleep!

I’m sorry I don’t follow the news much these days but wasn’t this woman famous for being the governor of one of the smaller states, killing her dog, and banging Corey Lewandowski? How in the world did they think she was qualified to do this job?

Hmmm, this is playing “where did our love go?” & not “the happening” (my fave Supremes song after “you keep me hanging on”). But thanks for the Supremes evening boost!

Portland knows I’m back from California for a day tomorrow afternoon and is staying cool for me. 😎

My favorite animated series ever gets a call out!

I watched it as I aired originally with my (very black) mother, who I still remember laughing and saying “man, they nailed that old wyt man ass, didn’t they?”.

@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social I saw that you were awake trying to help someone (GO CHECK OUT HER PAGE ANYONE READING THIS!), but you are fabulous + posh enough to know this guy, I’m sure.
I’m not some weird creeper. Just trying to will this old sailor’s dream of filming Fashion Week at sea into reality.

I’m such a bad gay. I don’t know anything abt fashion. That sounds cray from a dandy w/ 100 suits (1 down, 44 to go!), but I also never saw ‘Drag Race’, only know Chappel Roan from @petersagal.bsky.social, have never taken even a shirtless pic, let alone a nude one, & w/e a Kiki is sounds gross.

Hey @lizzobeeating.bsky.social, love ya energy sis!

You wouldn’t know how to get in touch with fashion person Christian Siriano, would ya?
I just learned of a make-a-wish type situation involving a senior citizen/navy veteran friend and this guy that I’m somehow just learning of for the first time?

The photo shows two white women, who are members of a large crowd of protesters. Although they are seen from behind, their signs can be read. One shows a photo of Martin Luther King and says, "This is the King of America." The other sign reads, "All my outrage can't fit on this dinky sign."

My favorite two signs from today's No Kings protest in Charlottesville. Big crowd, fantastic turnout. Lots of positive energy. The mood defiant & determined.

Missed the day the Rooskies passed 1M casualties bc I’m not on my phone much these days, but just wanted to highlight this for others who want to revel in schadenfreud.

Barro blocked me on Twit when I gently pointed out inna comment that maybe white Ivy League conservative men are not representative of the queer liberation movement and that queers of color aren’t going to protest like a white gay male republican would like!?

Think he even name searched to find me.

I’m sorry, I’m majorly offline, but Glenn Greenwald was raped by an asteroid?
How?
Why?
Or am I wildly misinterpreting this and Glenn & and asteroid raped someone?

A set of black, tan, sand, grey, and pink colored newsboy caps sit on a weird red checkered background

Yeah things suck, but look at this rainbow of corduroy newsboy caps I got at thrift in Alameda for $3 today!

Whenever I need a quick hit pick me up I bring up this video and for the like six people who haven't seen it you'll really enjoy it. And it doesn't even matter if you know the thing by heart it's funny every time.

Reports that Elon and Katie Miller are expecting a child that "looks, according to sonograms, like the chestburster from the movie Alien" are unfounded and frankly offensive

Oh shit. Just realized Tapper is hitting all the shows to put together the worst nightmare blunt rotation in history at his Vinyard man cave.

Probably put in a new barn/man cave at his third home in Martha’s Vinyard.