David

Thank you for creating and for sharing this lil personal journey with us! No matter the medium, anything made by a human is beautiful.

No greater feeling than messing around with an instrument and accidentally making something that sounds kinda cool and going "wait hell yeah lemme do that one again" and then completely fucking it up

It was so good I'm considering pausing my Pokemon playthrough for like months just to play it lol. I never do that! I always finish a game before moving on but like

God *damn* Nioh 3.

Has it seriously been two years already lmao, christ

God I cannot believe they added air combos to Nioh 3. The demo is so good it's making me consider holding off of RE9 to make time to play it ASAP

"Read that again" buddy I didn't even read it the first time

Wait hold on people are hating on the Nioh 3 demo? It kicks absolute ass, what

Nobody hates games more than gamers

Initially thought the orange juice was produced from the bag like it was Prescription Orange Juice

Lowtax banning hentai from SomethingAwful being one of the more consequential events of the 21st century is going to do me in

Every few weeks or so I think about how the most influence Lowtax ever had on the Internet was the chain of events launched by banning hentai on the forums and now I wake up to see 5000 links added to the chain

Mentors always be saying shit like "if this were a real battlefield, I'd have killed you" and never "if this were a real battlefield, I'd have kissed you"

The second season of an unexpectedly popular show dropped which means it's time for a bunch of "intellectuals" to come outta nowhere and make absolutely sure you know they are too smart to enjoy the fantasy elf girl series

I usually manage to get lucky against this guy and not have his bullets come at me while he's up in my face tryin' to do the big ol' suck. Maybe that's the strat idk

I also played Gradius 3 with the big charge laser that doubles as a shield, which practically counts as cheating, so there's that lol

"I'm Hazel."
"Wait, Hazel from online? The one with the mousepad?"
"... No,"

Oh hell yeah, I also recently read Mort and it is such a delight. That art is something else though lmao

Kudos to the absolute freaks out there who beat him but I do not think I am built for Simon in Clair Obscur

Seems like Return to Silent Hill has all the same pros and cons as the first movie, which I guess isn't surprising. The cons definitely weigh far heavier though since SH2 really thrives on its story and the psychological/emotional aspects, so, oof.

More than any other major company in games Ubisoft seems like it is always on the verge of utter collapse but it just keeps shambling on

Scavenger's Reign kicks ass and I will never forgive HBO and Netflix for never renewing a second season, what the fuck

I really love how you can tell the playable flashbacks as him are like clearly him remembering himself as being way cooler than he actually was, it rocks

Header image literally got them doing the charlie brown walk

I thought you were talking about the video game Rogue that coined the subgenre roguelikes and was like "wow I didn't realize there was like a ranking system for this, what a niche accomplishment"

You can't reason with people who treat politics, especially things that pertain to life-and-death situations, like a sports game. When someone hits that point, they're simply too far gone.

In a year or so with the popularity of the anime adaptation they'll add Yellow

Sounds like the mewlings of a jealous Unluckéd. Me and my juicy, juicy organs will live as kings in our jars of opulence

It is actually a dutch thing here but also you right lol

Gonna have my luckiest year yet by eating pork and sauerkraut for every single meal. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. See you chumps from the top, baby

My goals this year are to read and write more overall, and to spend more valuable time with my family and kids and friends. 2025 had its ups and downs but 2026 is gonna be packed full of love.