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Hazel Decat

@decathazel.bsky.social

I sleep at random times. I often feel the need to run around the house at top speed. I enjoy scrambled eggs and licking fingers. I’m an opinionated cat. Meow.

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This is also the catch 22 bc they are shamed for the unhealthy junk (which is of course more affordable, more shelf stable, and more filling at times). You lose no matter what.

24.05.2025 18:55 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

03.04.2025 14:11 — 👍 46774    🔁 11571    💬 1001    📌 687

Remember how Mark Zuckerberg started cozying up to Trump as Meta donated $1 million to his inauguration?

Well now Zuckerberg is trying to cash in — reportedly lobbying Trump to settle the FTC’s antitrust lawsuit against Meta.

This is why you always follow the money.

03.04.2025 16:45 — 👍 5897    🔁 1627    💬 173    📌 66

Old school like “PORTIA WUZ HERE :)” still leaves the reader open to the possibility of “was?!?” Because perhaps you are out haunting

31.03.2025 20:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. Need to leave the house? Snack. Just finished a snack? Also..Snack?! Middle of an activity? Snack

31.03.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I want what they have

31.03.2025 12:51 — 👍 12732    🔁 2218    💬 562    📌 204

France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you

31.03.2025 12:55 — 👍 18813    🔁 3637    💬 117    📌 95
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What in the George Orwell is _this_ revisionist history??? OMG

26.03.2025 16:14 — 👍 3002    🔁 650    💬 335    📌 81

I'm not saying anything novel here but it really is just truly despicable to watch them use THEIR OWN COLOSSAL SCREW UP to slander the reporter THEY INCLUDED ON THEIR CLASSIFIED GROUP CHAT

25.03.2025 23:11 — 👍 54023    🔁 10816    💬 3869    📌 773

The sad thing is that he had a son that died as an infant. He knows exactly what it is to truly lose a son. His daughter Vivian is alive & well, still on this earth to live her best life. I dont understand how he isnt grateful for the healthy children that are still here, whether they agree or not.

23.03.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What a photo.

Green must be the start of something, not the end.

06.03.2025 02:39 — 👍 55806    🔁 10401    💬 1329    📌 564

To quote FDR: "I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made."

06.03.2025 18:27 — 👍 25710    🔁 4808    💬 263    📌 117
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Every time I read a story like this I recommit to be louder and more defiant.

06.03.2025 22:47 — 👍 48165    🔁 11604    💬 2216    📌 950

a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job

08.02.2025 17:16 — 👍 45318    🔁 11159    💬 828    📌 311
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Opinion | There Is No Going Back The president’s opponents, whoever they are, cannot expect a return to the Constitution as it was.

Yeah so the Constitution isn’t really in effect right now

05.02.2025 12:49 — 👍 28853    🔁 6542    💬 1401    📌 591

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

20.11.2024 18:30 — 👍 55793    🔁 12375    💬 999    📌 495

Starting a phony transgender bathroom debate and hiding behind the guise of “protecting women” to distract from your attempts to push through the confirmations of alleged rapists, sex traffickers, and fraudsters at the highest levels of government is peak Republican Party.

21.11.2024 12:10 — 👍 39802    🔁 9927    💬 1014    📌 447
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I feel like background checks are probably there for a reason.

16.11.2024 14:03 — 👍 16440    🔁 1782    💬 455    📌 58
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Seems like if nominees for Attorney General and Director of National Intelligence can't withstand an FBI background check, that's a red flag

15.11.2024 16:46 — 👍 11022    🔁 2567    💬 551    📌 196

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.

You're all caught up.

15.11.2024 13:52 — 👍 55837    🔁 11826    💬 1705    📌 514
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Russia thanks you.

15.11.2024 21:27 — 👍 2860    🔁 511    💬 150    📌 31

This is irresponsible framing. “Controversial” is not equivalent to inaccurate. He is flat out wrong. Raw milk isn’t healthy food, either. His plans will kill people, expose kids to deadly diseases, & rot people’s teeth out. Call him out for the nut job he is. His plans are beyond dangerous. Say it!

15.11.2024 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So the GOP is just currently covering up potential sex crimes against children by one of their members and instead of releasing the report, they are trying to make that person the Attorney General of the United States? Do we have that right?

15.11.2024 17:17 — 👍 25679    🔁 5686    💬 1054    📌 295
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G’morning BlueSky.

15.11.2024 15:59 — 👍 32835    🔁 2755    💬 750    📌 90

If you’re “strongly discouraging” the release of an ethics report, you’re on the wrong side of history.

CC: Speaker Johnson

15.11.2024 17:25 — 👍 31788    🔁 4905    💬 592    📌 152

That’s like a catch 22. If all the sane people leave, who is there to counteract him?

15.11.2024 18:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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