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The heart is not equipped for overtime.

Emmys loves so far:
-love for Paradise and The Pitt!
-all the white suits
-Nate! The opening! The gimmicks!

Today has been a great opportunity to learn who does and who does not have an emotionally fulfilling group chat

@govpritzker.illinois.gov's take on Kirk is the correct one:

"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.

Oh god football is back

I am a longtime “real relationship” believer but also her crack delta force squad of hundreds of lawyers is hard at work on the most airtight prenup in history

I feel this so hard but I also love navy and gingham and often that’s part of such a collection.

I’m generally a live and let live person, but I think you should either have a very complicated order that holds up the line at Panda Express or have a phone conversation with somebody about something completely different but not both at the same time. Thank you.

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

I'm rewatching The Wire. A character in the episode I'm watching says, "A lie ain't a side of the story. It's just a lie." For some reason, that speaks to me these days (as do a million other lines from the show.)

Ted Lasso Season 4 should have him return to coaching football. But this time it should be Texas High School football. And, his star QB gets brutally injured in the opening sequence.

Just make it a shot-for-shot remake of Friday Night Lights, but with Ted Lasso instead of Coach Taylor.

Thoughts on boycotts: inflict pain on the corporation. Buying a couple 99 cent ebooks from a self-published author on Amazon is fine. Don’t buy a microwave on it. Purity is never the answer. Restraint though and thoughtfulness is.

Busy Doctors Can’t Get Enough of ‘The Pitt’

Doctors and nurses who love the show “The Pitt” remember the moment they realized it wasn’t like other medical shows. The unusually accurate medical drama, streaming on Max, has become the talk of real-life hospital breakrooms.

“How’s your day?”
Well, today I have cried, signed up for an eight week pottery class, and shopped for a dishwasher. 🫠

Here comes my nightmare- a trophy absolutely covered in smudges.

I really like the new scoreboard graphic. I do question the decision to launch it for this game though…

I support this but also, much like my pie, I bet you can make one…

whew jesus has a huge ad budget

The stylist who tucked in Brady’s lafd shirt should be fired.

truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era

Bishop Mariann Budde, who is wearing red, white and black vestments, speaks from a lectern within an ornate pulpit adorned with red and white flowers. Headline reads: "The Bishop Who Pleaded With Trump: 'Was Anyone Going to Say Anything?'" Photo credit: Doug Mills/The New York Times.

“I had a feeling that there were people watching what was happening and wondering, Was anyone going to say anything?” Bishop Mariann Budde explained. “Was anyone going to say anything about the turn the country’s taking?”

So, she took a breath, and spoke. nyti.ms/3WtmNY2

Beautiful and extraordinarily helpful thread

I know you love hounds but I really recommend a Great Dane for this kind of weather. We cannot get Layla off the couch. 😂

Why 'Severance' will survive America's war on art "Severance" creator Dan Erickson shares insights about Season 2 with SFGATE columnist Drew Magary.

“Stiller was the one who said, ‘No, man. That’s the end. That’s the end of the story,’” Dan Erickson told me. “I was like, ‘People are going to be so pissed at us.’ He was like, ‘I know.’”
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I will never get over the fact that we’re all at the mercy of these dork ass losers who can’t figure out how to just be happy with their money.

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photo from President Jimmy Carter’s funeral showing many dignitaries but hiding the tangerine tyrant behind a pillar

this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.