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I'M FREAKING OUT!

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Cat cleaning its bits.

Cat cleaning its bits.

I don't really care what you have to say right now.
I'm busy.

16.11.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Zozobra. In full flames. Screaming in agony.

Zozobra. In full flames. Screaming in agony.

I can think of at least three humanoids that should experience this joy. One being the guy over there not sharing that bag of treats with me!!!

15.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I see you

14.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7877    πŸ” 471    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 25
Cat zooming home to do absolutely nothing.

Cat zooming home to do absolutely nothing.

15.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cat poster in the style of a mid-century soviet propaganda poster. A grey and white cat in work overalls has his arms outstretched kneading a large pillow shaped clump of dough. Behind him is another cat that holds a bowl of baked biscuits. They stand in front of a huge red flag behind which is a graphic of rows of conveyor belts of biscuits in a biscuit factory. There is a logo for the "International Union of Biscuit Makers" and bold text at the bottom which reads "The Kneads of the People Come First - Full Bellies! - Food For All!" In smaller type various credits.

A cat poster in the style of a mid-century soviet propaganda poster. A grey and white cat in work overalls has his arms outstretched kneading a large pillow shaped clump of dough. Behind him is another cat that holds a bowl of baked biscuits. They stand in front of a huge red flag behind which is a graphic of rows of conveyor belts of biscuits in a biscuit factory. There is a logo for the "International Union of Biscuit Makers" and bold text at the bottom which reads "The Kneads of the People Come First - Full Bellies! - Food For All!" In smaller type various credits.

A cat poster in the style of a old-timey propaganda poster. The poster is divided into four vertical segments: 4 hours of work, 4 hours napping, 8 hours sleeping, and 8 hours "whatevs". The segments have illustrations of cats working, sleeping, etc. At bottom is the slogan "Control Productive Time and Reclaim the Day!"

A cat poster in the style of a old-timey propaganda poster. The poster is divided into four vertical segments: 4 hours of work, 4 hours napping, 8 hours sleeping, and 8 hours "whatevs". The segments have illustrations of cats working, sleeping, etc. At bottom is the slogan "Control Productive Time and Reclaim the Day!"

A cat poster in the style of a propaganda poster. A cat stands in the foreground in fishing garb holding a metal dish filled with freshly caught fish and other seafood. In the background are socks and fishing boats. Cats work on the docks, boats, and in the radio tower. The poster is mostly blue but a bright yellow sunrise colour forms a halo around the head of the foreground cat. Text at top reads "Sustainable - Healthy - Delicious, Fish In Your Dish" and at bottom reads "Caught by the brave workers of the fishercat union." An international Fishercat Union logo is in the bottom left.

A cat poster in the style of a propaganda poster. A cat stands in the foreground in fishing garb holding a metal dish filled with freshly caught fish and other seafood. In the background are socks and fishing boats. Cats work on the docks, boats, and in the radio tower. The poster is mostly blue but a bright yellow sunrise colour forms a halo around the head of the foreground cat. Text at top reads "Sustainable - Healthy - Delicious, Fish In Your Dish" and at bottom reads "Caught by the brave workers of the fishercat union." An international Fishercat Union logo is in the bottom left.

A cat poster in the style of a late 20th century, soviet propaganda poster. It is colourful and illustrated in a kind of abstract cartoon tyle. A large, black beast dog with eight legs, an industrial city for a body, a face spewing pollution, and maw full of jagged teeth is prevented from moving forward by a large, red cat. The cat stands firm with its arm out putting it weight against the dogs nose preventing it from moving forward. Behind the cat is a forest and green tech infrastructure. Text at top reads "Comrades! Let's urgently transform the old economic ways to preserve and nurture the planet we live and breathe by." Signed "N.NUN24".

A cat poster in the style of a late 20th century, soviet propaganda poster. It is colourful and illustrated in a kind of abstract cartoon tyle. A large, black beast dog with eight legs, an industrial city for a body, a face spewing pollution, and maw full of jagged teeth is prevented from moving forward by a large, red cat. The cat stands firm with its arm out putting it weight against the dogs nose preventing it from moving forward. Behind the cat is a forest and green tech infrastructure. Text at top reads "Comrades! Let's urgently transform the old economic ways to preserve and nurture the planet we live and breathe by." Signed "N.NUN24".

I do a whole cat world of posters, paintings, and drawings. If you like what you see please follow and visit my print shop at nathannunart.etsy.com - Thank you for taking a look and many thanks to Cats of Yore for hosting this art show.

14.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 318    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7
Microwave screen with two minutes and ten seconds on the timer. A snake setting beneath.

Microwave screen with two minutes and ten seconds on the timer. A snake setting beneath.

Mmmm snake.

14.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Green and red aurora borealis from a Massachusetts front porch.

Green and red aurora borealis from a Massachusetts front porch.

Pretty! #aurora #newengland

12.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet I am still required to pee in a box.

10.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please sir, may I have some more?

10.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thunder. Snow.
Both cold and loud.
Where is my bankie!?

10.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

$15 for a Big Mac combo?!??!!! Remind me what federal minimum wage is again?

09.11.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a record cover with a motor vehicle on it.

09.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is starting to feel a bit snowy.
Dust off those SHOVELS!

08.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Note: dude hasn't worn a wedding ring in ages.

07.11.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

***throws sandwich at the SCOTUS***
WAKE UP!

07.11.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like the government.

06.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Body language matters.
My body says I will eat your face!

06.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop saying 40 is the new 30.

Let’s make it the new 50. The new 60. The new 75. Let’s all eat dinner at 4pm and turn off our hearing aids when we are tired of dealing with people and spend all day looking at birds.

06.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

"Hear that?"
"Yup."
"Seagulls are out something fierce."
"Wonder if it's on account of that mountain of french fries?"
"Probably."

06.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a skull has a speech bubble that says doot doot ALT: a skull has a speech bubble that says doot doot
06.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet from Comrade Sisko that reads
"boomers: "you'll become more  conservative as you get older"  40 y.o. millenials:" and then shows a still from the television show the Simpsons showing Lenin marching away from his broken out of tomb with text that reads "must crush capitalism(growling)"

A tweet from Comrade Sisko that reads "boomers: "you'll become more conservative as you get older" 40 y.o. millenials:" and then shows a still from the television show the Simpsons showing Lenin marching away from his broken out of tomb with text that reads "must crush capitalism(growling)"

06.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 339    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

That bowl. It is empty. I am frustrated just like you are with me.

05.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1 - guy singing 'it's beginning to look a lot like -' and wearing christmas clothes and santa hat whil another guy looks upset 

2 - other guy puts finger up to his lips and says shhhh

3 - pushing him off screen in his face 'shhhh'

4 - all the way off the screen 'sleep now'

Artist is: @findchaffy

1 - guy singing 'it's beginning to look a lot like -' and wearing christmas clothes and santa hat whil another guy looks upset 2 - other guy puts finger up to his lips and says shhhh 3 - pushing him off screen in his face 'shhhh' 4 - all the way off the screen 'sleep now' Artist is: @findchaffy

Artist is: findchaffy

04.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short β€œdick in a box”

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short β€œdick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

04.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7300    πŸ” 1725    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 229

Standard time is normal time.
You are all brainwashed.

03.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoy blocking accounts as much as pushing things off the kitchen counter. Put that on the edge... I DARE YOU!

03.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everytime someone hands me an IPA they swear ill like

03.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic panel of Jar Jar Binks father George Binks with a blaster pressed up against his temple and a tear coming down from his eye

A comic panel of Jar Jar Binks father George Binks with a blaster pressed up against his temple and a tear coming down from his eye

Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like

02.11.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

01.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif!!!!

01.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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