Chris Cunningham

You wake up in your nest. It was all a dream; you have no idea what a “shitpost” is. As the concept of a “banger” fades from your mind, you look at your brood mate. It's 150,000 BC; you're a Silurian Lizard Person. It's time to build the pyramids.

My adhd is a superpower. My anxiety is my arch-nemesis. Much like superman and Lex Luthor. And just like them sometimes they fuck

I take notes of good ideas I have when I'm drunk and then I look at them when I'm sober and they say shit like "dating app for people with STDs"

I will never forget this unintentionally hilarious slide from a medical conference in 2022

sexy dame dressed as a shark

french pinup artists were on a different level

i'd say i'm concerned what lesson the dems would take from a victory entirely based on "mostly letting the republicans destroy everything and just waiting for midterms", but that would imply they ever take any different lesson than the one they wanted to from any kind of results

you know how i know vegetables are disgusting? because even my dog won’t eat them

one reason I think a lot of companies are ok with this despite their protests is that they learned during the pandemic that when companies raise prices for a reason beyond their control (COVID, tariffs, etc), they will never feel the need to bring those prices back down again.

Think it's been pretty comprehensibly proven that every prime minister now serves at the pleasure of the daily mail

The turn of the century was wild because of how many film and TV plots revolved around who did and did not have access to a cellular telephone

Legacy media is not fucking prepared for what is coming lol.

John Waters dressed in a brown plaid sport coat and gray turtleneck leaning against a white wall that says in gray letters "The John Waters Restrooms all gender".

Did you know that in 2021 John Waters requested that the Baltimore Museum of Arts name gender neutral bathrooms after him when he agreed to donate the bulk of his private art collection to the museum after he dies? He used the dedication ceremony to make a serious statement about transgender rights.

i reply to emails, but then more emails arrive? what is this horse shit

i'm vibrating with excitement bsky.app/profile/mble...

First time I’m sad Kissinger isn’t alive to see something

first as a tragedy, then as a farce

@vermontgmg.bsky.social has you covered:

This is why Harris and Walz started winning when they started calling Republicans weird, and lost when they pivoted to centrist bland messaging.

Biden kept DeJoy and let the parliamentarian kill the $15 minimum wage.

Like, don’t tell me he couldn’t have done more as we watch this shit show unfolding.

Trump and his unelected oligarch benefactor are shuttering entire agencies and laying off scores of workers.

This is the imbalance today.

how fucking hard is it to go on tv and say elon musk is stealing your money. my kingdom for one democrat with a backbone

Really hoping that this could be like the GOG of book stores. If it can read epubs well then I'll probably switch to it asap

Regular reminder that lord british is part of the titanic sub billionaire club

seeing some truly bad posts out there from these people of late

Still grasping for a chance at greatness?

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lol if you try to cancel your Microsoft 365 subscription, it immediately offers you a secret, cheaper plan with no AI features

An article from PCGamer titled "This ancient city sim constantly simulates 1000 NPCs in a clockwork murder sandbox where you can poison someone's drink and leave 'confident that you've pulled off the perfect crime'"

Update: We can now simulate 3000 NPCs!

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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This is why it's very funny that Americans use the phrase "law enforcement" for cops