What’s weird is, we wouldn’t accept “that’s just how they behave” for a dog; if they had a behavior we didn’t like, we’d train it out of them. And our big advantage as a species is that human behavior is super malleable compared to other species.
22.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
And if it’s a mess, so what? The Supremes should be happy to give the executive branch a lesson in the headaches they’re setting themselves up for when they exceed their authority.
20.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dude, you’re a senator. Step up.
20.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gortin’ and dentin’ sound like British slang for some pretty antisocial behavior.
20.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“My AI is unpopular, but that’s a good thing.”
20.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fascism…with a feminine touch.
18.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, hopefully it’s a statement of intent rather than a lie. In the absence of previous presidential experience, which Harris didn’t have, the only thing voters have to go on is what the candidate says they’ll do. But Harris didn’t bother doing that much.
18.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Seems like Harris could’ve gotten that guy’s vote, and the votes of who knows how many men of draft age, if she would’ve said that one simple thing. Seems like a competent presidential candidate would’ve been able to do that.
18.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
EACO
09.02.2026 12:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wonder if any viewers did the math on 10 million pets lost every year and the Ring camera network has returned one per day…
09.02.2026 12:29 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
I love when people say something is disrespectful and leave it that, and I think, “yes, and?”
09.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good Lord, the coordination…
09.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey, it’s not Phil’s fault if the humans don’t understand that they should record the *opposite* of what he predicts…a 65% success rate on those terms is nothing to sneeze at.
02.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A woman in ancient times marrying into Greek royalty could’ve been from anywhere.
02.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hope this isn’t too salty, but: Bad. Ass.
31.01.2026 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So even supposedly hardcore libertarian Rand Paul has finally found a government agency he doesn’t have the guts to abolish.
28.01.2026 13:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Weren’t the guys who wrote the Constitution farmers?
28.01.2026 12:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That guy runs a humor website? Allegedly.
25.01.2026 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Or in a year, apparently.
22.01.2026 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A nonagenarian could really bring some new blood to that franchise.
21.01.2026 13:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I thought this administration was firmly opposed to anyone intimidating Christians.
20.01.2026 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Glad to hear that, because i have a degree, what I do for 40 hours every week doesn’t count as working.
19.01.2026 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The oldest rule in pedagogy is “practice makes perfect”, not “letting something else do the practice makes perfect.”
17.01.2026 23:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Teach, can we have civics class outside today?
14.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If they get in on the ground floor, maybe Dems can drive those negatives higher, which, in addition to being good politics, is just the right thing to do.
13.01.2026 16:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Counterpoint: she was a neglectful mom who couldn’t process her guilt over her child’s death.
13.01.2026 12:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
But I thought we were greeted as liberators…
11.01.2026 12:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The MAGA Bible must be as heavily redacted as the Epstein files.
25.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s a public service, you morons.
24.12.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Even as an American, I’m surprised she hasn’t lost the drawl, especially speaking in public. I imagine that must drive British people up the wall.
19.12.2025 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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