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Naw, she’s still gaslighting, just in a different direction.

“Adding jet fuel to the economy” should really bring prices down, huh?

Buy a plane ticket?

I’m no lawyer, but the civil liability this administration is creating must be immense.

You’re wasting time telling us about it!! Daddy needs his thoughtful sci-fi, like right now…

Politicians notoriously secretive about plans they think voters will love…

“Relax, dear, we just want you to vote for him. Unless…”

Nod, touch your imaginary earpiece, and glance around the crowd.

It’s not his fucking house.

The idea that a citizen’s sign at a protest is in any way commensurate with the president, the representative of the United States, posting that video is ridiculous beyond belief, and the media should be calling Johnson on that every time he says it.

One could say you DUMPED the lede instead of burying it, heh heh.

It’s some kind of achievement to make a piece on a subject as dry as lab-grown diamonds into something controversial.

Maybe the most important point, but that flag is a graphic design disaster.

Calling it the vagineck is a common mistake. Actually, it’s the labia majowla.

The Trump economy: inflated prices and inflated costumes spreading all over.

Sending the National Guard all over but they can’t solve the crime wave coming out of the White House.

Self-deportation

I’m no lawyer, but I thought the whole point of writing an opinion was so that nobody got any impression other than what’s explicitly stated in the opinion.

How can they nap with all those nice, chewy cables right there under the couch?

The War of Southern Aggression.

The Trump administration is basically swatting cities now.

I guess people need to start bringing irroredmay ieldsshay to protests…

Only a matter of time before they kill somebody (who isn’t in custody).

If he weren’t running for the fairly prestigious job of New York mayor, I’d say he missed his calling as a guy who explains things.

Since a matador’s job is to avoid an opponent, maybe it’s not the best metaphor.

Welcome to our little slice of hell. Try the sourdough.

It’s good practice, if nothing else.

“Tried to bar her from talking to lawmakers.” What was that thing LBJ said about tents and pissing?

In Catholic high school in the 80s, I knew my government teacher was liberal and couldn’t believe I uninterested in politics, and I knew my husband-and-wife biology teachers believed that God guided evolution. Not only did I know my teachers’ politics, I knew details of their political thought.

MAGAs still out there trying to tell you it was a home invasion when it was clearly domestic violence.