linnea

“Is this a period piece?” - my wife, in the opening frames of Hot Frosty

with genuine earnestness and a surprising level of gravity, i just thought to myself “dressing stupid has always been a huge part of my life”

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COUNTERPOINT: the collective enthusiasm for the execution of a monster responsible for the death & suffering of countless people in order to line the pockets of a very few - including itself - is a rare sign of humanity in a country that has accepted a live-telecast genocide & violent insurrection.

“in my early 20s, i thought i loved breweries. but it turned out, i actually just love dipping sauces. i actually hate breweries! i don’t even like craft beer” - @weasel.bsky.social

leaving the coop with my arms full of bread, cheese and weed beverages

oh now she’s explaining the concept of Cellino and Barnes… she’s singing the jingle

i saw a billboard advertising Christmas Eve which i’ll be thinking about every day for the rest of my life

currently overhearing my wife on a teams call complaining about a sign she saw on I-80 over the weekend. which she also complained to me about as we drove past. she really hated that sign

wine drunk and texting my teenage nieces photos of us together when they were babies feels like my final form

last night i asked my wife “too many” questions about activia yogurt and was instructed to “learn about activia on [my] own time”

my wife just said to me “when i realized i was gay, i thought i was going to spend SO much time in large lofted studios in like, a warehouse”

A kid’s mask was so scary I accidentally said trick or treat to her instead of waiting for her to say it to me

accidentally texting my neighbor stream-of-consciousness ideas about what to have for dinner instead of my wife. (she didn't respond)

finally had that 20 second conversation with my neighbor i’d been practicing for all week

peach is down but i need to keep talking about how small and soft these cats are

this kitten is smaller than a fucking cup dude… i am fucking sick about it. imight have to go to the hospital

not pictured: Buttercup, Pepper’s mom (on the floor a few feet away, keeping close watch and unsure so far how she feels about the dog), and Rafy, resident cat who is furious we dared to bring these strangers home.

Photo of three pets lying on a bed with a beige comforter. White pillows in the background, gray walls and pink curtains. The animals pictured: on the left is Waffles, an older tortie cat slightly in the background. Joni, a big white and tan dog is slightly in the background on the right side. Centered between them is an impossibly small calico kitten named Pepper. She is 8 weeks old.

bro are you joking…. Like actually seriously is this a joke

just took a deep inhalation of my first farmer's market tomato of the season and nearly wept

eating a slice of watermelon that is so good i have no choice but to acknowledge that life is a gift

Hopping on the new Bluesky trend (encouraging people to buy my book on Bookshop to support indie bookstores and get free shipping) https://bookshop.org/p/books/women-and-other-monsters-building-a-new-mythology-jess-zimmerman/17177484

was going to send this to my wife then i realized my wife posted it

looks gay af to me

a platter of homemade nachos on a sheet pan

nacho reveal

we’re here

gonna braise some beef to make nachos for dinner tonight… watch this space

photo of a woman with medium-long brown hair, eyes closed, turining head, blurry as if in motion, on a green background. the word “socialism” is superimposed in a small sans-serif font.

everyone please welcome @linnea.bsky.social ! here is the greatest image ever created

an excellent double feature tonight 10/10