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CBS NEWS headline, 100% real and true (fake) headline, completely actual and real (fake) words: House GOP leaders aiming to pee and poop Tuesday, getting the pee and poop all in where it should not be All Democrats and four Republican House members last week successfully brought a petition to the floor to pee and poop, pee and poop where those things should not ...

how is no one else covering this???

just out there shopping, taking advantage of what everybody’s calling the Epstein Rollback

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

a blurry picture of spongebob squarepants standing next to a clock Alt: a blurry gif of different screengrabs of spongebob and squidward in debilitating despair

@leovader.com

My kitty cat who is a tortie with one eye. She has a purple collar that says Jupiter on it.

witness her

a digital road sign hacked to say PENIS

is this is the sign we've been waiting for

Nintendo has outdone themselves once again

Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity

"mental object ie mobject" made me snort laugh

jeffrey epstein calling trump "functionally illiterate" is so fucking funny in the context of all those emails where he types like he eats paint chips for breakfast

From: jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com <mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com> > Date: Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 2:19 PM Subject: Fwd: radical breakthrough To: jeffrey epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com <mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com> > 1 beards and long hair are meant to catch and hold smells. ? fft . for sound. equivament. does it make a coeherent concept.? 2. visiual system cohernant image. making a coherentt sound. . ? 3. a mental object ie mobject. action on mental objects. ? 4. hope opposite of despair. bias internal system reserves. . accesing 5. writing is unnatural. assymentrc speed. not good for eveeryone. linear. slow. rule based. 6. nose test. telepathy. 7 skin as part of brain? memebrane. ? 8. ideas or brain connections as knots. slices. tangles links loops. space knottted. and the speed of light simply mean one time around obviously a constant. is 9. intelltignce on surface needs larger surface area. hence replication. . 10. does the eye tranmsit information. 11/ fear is pain in the future. . 12. music is horizontal and vertical inforamtion? melody prosgy harmony all amials. can it be looked at to reengineer the brain. harmony FFT. symphonic learning.

as someone who spent a few years doing drugs and having "mental breakthroughs" before winding up in rehab.... this guy was dumb as rocks lol

tired: men are from mars / women are from venus

wired: men eat at taco bell / women eat at chipotle

Chuck, portrayed by Paul Scheer, a member of the Good Place Committee: "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."

Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:

every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”

if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

just learning about the united states democratic party

what is wario’s job? my gut tells me landlord

mr grabs grabbing the money

Mr Grabs is the perfect name for the guy, because he "grabs" all the money he can get his strange hands on

YouTube video by Danny Gonzalez The Jeremy Renner App (w/ Drew Gooden)

rubbing my hands together and sending you an all timer youtu.be/od7P-RhLjLQ?...

“You’re out of gunge/ I’m out of slime” - Out Of Touch by Hall & Oates if it was about running out of various oozes and glops

Jeremy Renner accused of threatening to ‘call ICE’ on filmmaking partner

jeremy renner replying "nasty!! not cool" on the jeremy renner social app

The neighborhoods won by Sliwa sound like Stardew Valley locations.

andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”

jibjabism is alive and well

Stocking Mill Coffee • @smcroasters • 17h Black Rifle donated to Obama and Act Blue. ... Black Rifle blocked 1/2 of the veterans on this platform. Black Rifle threw Kyle Rittenhouse and his supporters under the bus. Our coffee is organic and air roasted. Not tub roasted old stale trash. They also do butt stuff when they get mad at each other. Go away with the pride stuff. Rumble Bunny @Rumblebunn99 • 23h Replying to @RonDeSantis Black Rifle does the same and is a Vet run business. There are several out there that do this.

the vibe on twitter is so bad the racist coffee companies are beefing over who is more woke

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Jesus loved to create value for shareholders

give a mouse a cookie and it will die. i forgot to mention the cookie was poisonous.

a post showing a bowl of candy with a single potato in the center with the text: Tonight kids chose potato more than 25 times, each time triumphantly proclaiming to friends and family, "I GOT A POTATO!" One kid shouted, "A potato, just like last year!" and another group said, "Oh, youre the potato house? You're legends!" This has become an unexpected and joyful tradition. Kids are given the free choice and over and over again they choose Potato. My friends, every day you are given a choice. I encourage you: choose potato

thinking about potato house this halloween