@honeyimzahome.bsky.social
Not much hbu? (They/them)
Filling out the 1920 census and sweating profusely while my concerningly thin and pasty girlfriend leans over my shoulder to help me with the big words. I take a big bite out of my cigar and chew loudly “So do I check doll or dame?”
25.02.2025 20:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
11.02.2025 00:37 — 👍 110 🔁 44 💬 0 📌 2
pics that go hard
11.02.2025 01:28 — 👍 289 🔁 42 💬 11 📌 3SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
31.01.2025 10:10 — 👍 142 🔁 61 💬 0 📌 1Watching old American rip-off Kung Fu movies: They couldn’t make this today 😂😂🤣 oh not because of the problematic parts people are just racist now
28.01.2025 14:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my unmedicated friend is getting his ivarsteads and roriksteads confused. i am praying for him
14.01.2025 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
10.01.2025 05:28 — 👍 11521 🔁 1084 💬 336 📌 83Almost all their examples are just COINCIDENTALLY anti-trans?!?
Jesus fucking Christ…
YOU: they ate - and left no crumbs!
THE MICE AND BORROWERS IN YOUR WALLS: well. fuck me, I guess!!!
An email from NFL on Location, subject line "The Jets are Headed to London and You Can Join Them!"
this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off
10.01.2025 15:38 — 👍 4275 🔁 577 💬 63 📌 32gwen: born to farm, world is a fuck, &€# raise peasant levies 1415, I am yeo man, 410757864530 dead nobles
10.01.2025 16:19 — 👍 139 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0*Waving my hands around, divining* I sense a presence in this house with an estranged relationship to femininity.
10.01.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a long proud history of Jewish atheism and agnosticism. Yiddish culture & radical thought. Spinozish, arguably. You can be a great Jew and not believe in God. So much of our focus is on caring for people & the world here & now.
14.11.2024 12:47 — 👍 690 🔁 84 💬 30 📌 9yes the jews don’t get the joys of celebrating christmas but they do get the greatest holiday gift of all: telling your goy friends they misspelled “Hanukkah” no matter how they type it
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