Man I wish I was this clueless.
09.08.2025 19:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dothog.bsky.social
Just another passenger on the mothership.ππ
Man I wish I was this clueless.
09.08.2025 19:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These are all the presidents from the dolan duck universe.
08.08.2025 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A very mistaken list of the last 12 presidents of the United States and their years in office produced by the Ph.D level scholar known as ChatGPT-5. Includes John F. Katwady, president 1991-1968; George W. bush, president 220Z-1999), and Bill Christen, president 1999-2001
I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.
08.08.2025 19:08 β π 3143 π 815 π¬ 453 π 772βA legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,β they said.
βShow me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,β I said.
One time I called my bank to order more checks and they asked how many I needed, so I said I only use checks to pay my rent so I really only need 12.
They sent me 12 check books.
1,200 checks.
Had the exact same thought.
Our brains are rotted and full of worms.
Dude's like the Tupac of great orators. Still dropping new books to this day.
08.08.2025 14:50 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, if there was one, you really wouldn't want to miss it.
08.08.2025 14:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Open box for gender?
But I already got one.
When you're holding, they just come right up to you and sit! ππΆ
08.08.2025 03:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€
08.08.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey what if, on the discover tab, like when you went to it, something good happened.
And people were posting about it.
It's very good. And the original too, wages of fear.
07.08.2025 22:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love sorcerer and wages of fear.
One of the few times where the remake and original are equally awesome.
Telling grillo to take a hike.
07.08.2025 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'll get back to you in about a month.
07.08.2025 22:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0MOM THE PEOPLE IN MY PHONE ARE BEING STUPID AGAIN
07.08.2025 17:01 β π 317 π 74 π¬ 11 π 1This makes me glad no one pays attention to anything I post.
07.08.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AI is revolutionizing medical care.
07.08.2025 11:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A dog on a Persian carpet, door mat sized.
Look at fucking Aladdin over here.
07.08.2025 04:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fucken Henry Rollins is in Heat?!
07.08.2025 03:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck yeah, Sammo Hung collection on criterion.
07.08.2025 02:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In New York, I had free range cockroach milk.
06.08.2025 23:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can take my money,
But you'll never take my shame and regret.
This post makes me feel like my dog.
I dunno why you're excited but I'm excited too, now.
Respect, but also caution.
06.08.2025 04:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How dumb is it that recording yourself eating food and pretending it tastes way better than it does is a viable career path now?
06.08.2025 04:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go camping. Bring dogs.
05.08.2025 04:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go to the principal's office.
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