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@dothog.bsky.social

Just another passenger on the mothership.🌎🌌

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Man I wish I was this clueless.

09.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are all the presidents from the dolan duck universe.

08.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A very mistaken list of the last 12 presidents of the United States and their years in office produced by the Ph.D level scholar known as ChatGPT-5. Includes John F. Katwady, president 1991-1968; George W. bush, president 220Z-1999), and Bill Christen, president 1999-2001

A very mistaken list of the last 12 presidents of the United States and their years in office produced by the Ph.D level scholar known as ChatGPT-5. Includes John F. Katwady, president 1991-1968; George W. bush, president 220Z-1999), and Bill Christen, president 1999-2001

I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.

08.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3143    πŸ” 815    πŸ’¬ 453    πŸ“Œ 772

β€œA legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said.

β€œShow me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.

08.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3062    πŸ” 737    πŸ’¬ 342    πŸ“Œ 614

One time I called my bank to order more checks and they asked how many I needed, so I said I only use checks to pay my rent so I really only need 12.

They sent me 12 check books.
1,200 checks.

08.08.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had the exact same thought.
Our brains are rotted and full of worms.

08.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude's like the Tupac of great orators. Still dropping new books to this day.

08.08.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, if there was one, you really wouldn't want to miss it.

08.08.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Open box for gender?
But I already got one.

08.08.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you're holding, they just come right up to you and sit! 😁🐢

08.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀌

08.08.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey what if, on the discover tab, like when you went to it, something good happened.
And people were posting about it.

07.08.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's very good. And the original too, wages of fear.

07.08.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love sorcerer and wages of fear.

One of the few times where the remake and original are equally awesome.

07.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Telling grillo to take a hike.

07.08.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll get back to you in about a month.

07.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MOM THE PEOPLE IN MY PHONE ARE BEING STUPID AGAIN

07.08.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

This makes me glad no one pays attention to anything I post.

07.08.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AI is revolutionizing medical care.

07.08.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A dog on a Persian carpet, door mat sized.

A dog on a Persian carpet, door mat sized.

Look at fucking Aladdin over here.

07.08.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucken Henry Rollins is in Heat?!

07.08.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck yeah, Sammo Hung collection on criterion.

07.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In New York, I had free range cockroach milk.

06.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can take my money,

But you'll never take my shame and regret.

06.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This post makes me feel like my dog.
I dunno why you're excited but I'm excited too, now.

06.08.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Respect, but also caution.

06.08.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How dumb is it that recording yourself eating food and pretending it tastes way better than it does is a viable career path now?

06.08.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Go camping. Bring dogs.

05.08.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go to the principal's office.

31.07.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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