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the driest person you've ever met (speaking strictly of moisture) | free palestine

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the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos

the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid

01.09.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3355    πŸ” 646    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 31

I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.

20.08.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1886    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 26

oh okay mgk vampire diaries is BAD

24.07.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this ad is so irritating to me every time I see it because that's CLEARLY hesitant alien solo career gerard way and therefore NOT my chemical romance how hard is it to do BASIC RESEARCH-[i am asked to leave the venue]

20.07.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani is not entitled to the riches of my emersonian mind, by Cesar Catilina for the New York Times

26.06.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.

21.06.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2860    πŸ” 496    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 55

yeah my mother is very powerful

17.04.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you've received 10000 replies but for all my life my mom has kept this and other oils in a little tin foil lined bin. swap out the foil whenever you clean your stove, no mess!

17.04.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bulletproof by La Roux takes me from 0 to 1000 rage in like half a measure

30.03.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

18.03.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13060    πŸ” 6442    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 275

thinking about her (mickey 17)

19.03.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A vase of white lilies and red roses lit only by moonlight

A vase of white lilies and red roses lit only by moonlight

Spent ages tonight doing a long exposure on this vase of lilies in the moonlight, this one took 4 minutes

13.03.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be doing this

26.02.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GRACIE ABRAMS??????

23.02.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is the love is blind music licensing budget so big this season

22.02.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"One of the challenges that a lot of people have is they don't feel that they can speak up, because it's going to cost them personally. So I think it's all the more important for people who can bear that cost to do so."

huge win for the lawyerx community

24.01.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe i got got by johnlock yet again

13.01.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

house and wilson are in love and that's what the show is about how couldni have missed it for all these years

12.01.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

acupuncture fixed my jaw clenching thing, now i can open my mouth without a horrible popping sensation and everything

30.12.2024 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

horse

28.12.2024 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

horse

28.12.2024 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this july, I realized that the best christmas song of all time bar none no competition is Last Christmas by Wham!

last week I listened to every single last christmas cover i could find on spotify

and so friends romans countrymen, I give you my true magnum opus

open.spotify.com/playlist/7bc...

25.12.2024 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy thanksgiving my dad's fish k*lled itself this morning

28.11.2024 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the kind of posting we need here

28.11.2024 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just saw someone spell it like "challenj"......it was a joke but I like it....... feels chewy and evokes new jersey

28.11.2024 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when do we get to stop fearing for these little birds' lives!!!!!

28.11.2024 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this place feels like facebook in 2012

25.11.2024 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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