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@wokestbloke.bsky.social

The richest and most powerful man that’s ever existed in history

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Everyone I see on the street is cheering and high five-ing over that Louvre heist

20.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m putting this out there now because I feel a vibe in the air: Trump is dead

04.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw it in Bologna, the Italian subtitles really added to the frenetic pace

04.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One of my hottest takes is that there’s a good chance that nothing comes after the smartphone because the smartphone is The Last Invention

04.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m on a train in Italy and the woman sitting opposite me is literally editing photos of pizza

01.10.2025 14:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what I’ll remember most about him; his eye for the beauty in America. Such a horrendous loss, RIP

28.09.2025 19:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The first time someone says "Can we connect" while we are conversing, l am
confused — aren't we connecting now? — but eventually I come to know one connects by bumping iPhones together such that the other person's picture appears and you are digitally tethered, your meeting logged, the conversation transferred into a kind of
achievement from which value might be later extracted, which is, for a journalist, a very familiar approach to conversation.
Despite the general mania for connecting, the hacker houses don't interact all that
much. "We're trying to work on kind of like better coordination mechanisms, a better
social layer for all of the houses to like come together," Pat tells me at the Tower. He organized a hot pot, and a week later another hacker house hosted its own hot
pot. The houses organize games, "a hacker-house Olympics," with "weird like side games": a Taser knife fight and a "hard-drive huck" where you're meant to throw a hard drive as far as possible, though Pat changed it to a "cucumber huck" when they couldn't clear enough space at the park to safely throw hard drives.

The first time someone says "Can we connect" while we are conversing, l am confused — aren't we connecting now? — but eventually I come to know one connects by bumping iPhones together such that the other person's picture appears and you are digitally tethered, your meeting logged, the conversation transferred into a kind of achievement from which value might be later extracted, which is, for a journalist, a very familiar approach to conversation. Despite the general mania for connecting, the hacker houses don't interact all that much. "We're trying to work on kind of like better coordination mechanisms, a better social layer for all of the houses to like come together," Pat tells me at the Tower. He organized a hot pot, and a week later another hacker house hosted its own hot pot. The houses organize games, "a hacker-house Olympics," with "weird like side games": a Taser knife fight and a "hard-drive huck" where you're meant to throw a hard drive as far as possible, though Pat changed it to a "cucumber huck" when they couldn't clear enough space at the park to safely throw hard drives.

It’s literally all like this

26.09.2025 18:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sanjana is sitting next to Siddhesh. Two years ago, when Siddhesh was 16, he published a scientific paper in a prestigious journal, and shortly afterward a girl “gave me this two-page letter about how much she appreciated me as a friend. I ran that through ChatGPT, and I was like, Does this girl have a crush on me or not? It came back, it was like, Yes, this girl has a crush on you. And then two months later we start dating.” Did he tell her that? “I did, I did. She was like, No, it was wrong, I just genuinely wanted to be your friend. All right, buddy.”

Sanjana is sitting next to Siddhesh. Two years ago, when Siddhesh was 16, he published a scientific paper in a prestigious journal, and shortly afterward a girl “gave me this two-page letter about how much she appreciated me as a friend. I ran that through ChatGPT, and I was like, Does this girl have a crush on me or not? It came back, it was like, Yes, this girl has a crush on you. And then two months later we start dating.” Did he tell her that? “I did, I did. She was like, No, it was wrong, I just genuinely wanted to be your friend. All right, buddy.”

This story about young people moving to S.F. to do AI startups made me feel insane. Their worldview and understanding of people could not be more orthogonal to mine nymag.com/intelligence...

26.09.2025 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Transmasc Wario

25.09.2025 12:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I have broken the posters code by lurking and not posting. I vow to make great and terrible comeback

25.09.2025 12:58 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta admit that banning Christmas was bad optics though

25.09.2025 05:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I had one of these when I was stumbling back to my hotel at 1:00AM after a punk show in KL and it was one of the best burger experiences of my life

11.09.2025 00:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Meme: American problem. Don't want to know

Meme: American problem. Don't want to know

Anyway

10.09.2025 22:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, that's fucking wild

10.09.2025 22:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finally, a good post!

03.09.2025 04:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The last book was the most "tell don't show" shit I've ever read in a novel. I wanted to blow my brains out reading it

28.08.2025 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump is going to die very soon and the day he does is the day we activate Woke 2: Turbo-woke

08.08.2025 05:20 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My take is: "yeah, nah"

06.08.2025 02:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lmao I've assumed they're the same for like 15 years

24.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think I should read the book before I watch the Fassbinder series? Or does it not matter?

24.07.2025 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm always getting my extremely correct news from the Maltese Herald

24.07.2025 02:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having a bit of a laugh at all the people I know posting "should have been Sharon", like anytime they see a man dying they think "damn, I wish a woman had died instead!"

23.07.2025 03:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beyond anything else it is really psychotic how much adult Americans think about university

16.07.2025 21:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of cool that I am in this photo (as a formless shape in the background)

16.07.2025 21:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I kind of feel like that if you're going to have a fake unregulated "currency" then it shouldn't be against the law to steal it

16.07.2025 21:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Withholding your vote from people who refuse to move left is the only move you have anymore

16.07.2025 00:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's important to maintain clarity, even in the face of fake accounts like this; There is a world-wide movement of people who want to do the holocaust to trans people and one of their tactics is to use sports as a way to recruit people to their cause. Gavin Newsom is helping these people

16.07.2025 00:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It was small as shit, you were just also smaller back then

15.07.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very funny that the guy who used to hit on my sister in high school (who changed his name from Nick Adamopoulos) is going to be the American ambassador to Malaysia

11.07.2025 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Idris Elba Learn to sit back and observe meme

Idris Elba Learn to sit back and observe meme

Ok I should actually start posting again though

10.07.2025 23:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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