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John Candy was funny. Chris Farley was not. Hearing the two compared sets my teeth on edge.

its a picture of a ballerina teaching future young ballerinas!!!

"Ballerina Aesha Ash wandering around inner city Rochester breaking the stereotypes about women of color and to inspire young kids."

A dahlia that looks a little bit like a sea anemone, with peach tentacles that are yellow at the center, and a giant bud next to it, blue sky in background

Dahlia of the day 💛🧡

Most sets are boring between takes. Not so on #Peacemaker. Finale airs Thursday on HBO Max.

a small cream colored dog stares up at us. this is Boksil, swaddled in a grey robe, and tucked underneath a thick blanket on a bed. her little paws poke out of the robe's sleeves, and her toe beans are in full view. her tiny pink tongue mlems from her grinning mouth.

a higher angle of Boksil. a small yellow pillow rests beside her for scale, and her eyes are closed peacefully as she rests swaddled under a white blanket, looking very cozy.

This is Boksil. She is reaching levels of cozy previously unheard of. 12/10 a trailblazer (IG: with_bokdanji)

REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.

Painting of man with a chainsaw next to a hominoid wearing headphones taking into a mic.

Completed this a few months back but haven't posted it. This will be featured in my solo show at the Pence Gallery in Davis, CA.

"S'up bro?"
Acrylic and Oil on Canvas
76 x 72 inches

#chicanoart #fineart #painting #chicanopainting #pencegallery #art

They thought it would hurt everyone except for them. They knew they were voting for people to be hurt, they were excited to watch the suffering. They just didn't think they'd have to experience it too. Which is incredibly delulu, but here we go again with the shock that they also need safety nets

a strange dog wearing a red harness stares at us with wide golden eyes and a tiny blep. his skin is black, and he has no hair on his body, but he has an incredible main of red and blond fur around his head and ears. his face is furless, but it's framed by fantastic mutton chops. the tag on his collar has "X Factor" handwritten on it. he certainly has it going on, whatever "it" is.

X Factor stands on an elevated dog bed in the backseat of a car. he's buckled into the seat with his harness. he looks back at us with a blank expression as trees pass by outside the window.

X Factor stands in profile on wooden flooring. he's wearing his red harness and giving us a wide-eyed expression. his tail is only about three inches long, and it too is hairless.

This is X Factor. He has the most luscious locks of any hairless pup we’ve ever seen. Very impressive feat. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: muttvillesf)

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert There's Very Little Murder On "Murderbot" - Alexander Skarsgård

I don't know how I never saw this clip from a few months ago before now, but it's kind of hilarious just how insanely jealous Colbert is of Alexander Skarsgard's story about managing to go to the LOTR party at Cannes before the first movie. Which was almost 25 years ago, lol.

Sounds intriguing.

Aw, bless, I loved that show.

I’ve only just begun, but I’m sure it will be.

I think it’s appropriate that I’m reading Ozzy Osbourne’s memoir in October.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Oh this is good news

Art vs Artist

and if you watch his most recent specials, it is true, his jokes aren’t funny. they aren’t even jokes, he’s mostly just a bad pundit these days.

some people told dave chappelle his jokes weren’t funny and this ego maniac has been having a meltdown over it for ten years

BURST OF JOY Top Notes: Orange, Strawberry Mid Notes: Linden Blossom Base Notes: Vanilla This is fun fragrance I made that I believe smells like skittles. I didn't want to gatekeep this from you all. Perfumer: Luc...

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#fragrance #perfume #skittles #likecandy

Denni, a golden retriever with a sweet face, sits and looks up at the camera with a smile. she has a passenger clinging to her back. a baby koala. the joey's eyes peak over the top of Denni's head.

Denni is standing and looking off to the left of the frame. the baby koala on her back looks at the camera.

a super zoomed photo of the baby koala and their mom high up in a tree. the adult koala holds onto her joey and looks down at the camera with what we would like to think is appreciation for caring for her baby.

This is Denni. She took an unexpected babysitting shift when she found a baby koala in her yard. She cheerfully delivered the joey to her human, who put them back in the tree to be reunited with their mom. 14/10 (FB: Steve Lamplough)

This Burst of Joy perfume by Chanceux Parfums smells just like Skittles. So sugary, like when the candy coating comes off. It’s yummy.

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Thoughts I have while high: we need a drag queen dressed as Gloria Gaynor singing Cake’s cover of “I Will Survive.” We also need a drag king dressed as John McCrea singing Gloria’s original version.

Connections
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Absolutely did not expect that to be the word.

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Also, having lived in this part of the world and grown up there, govts in charge can rely on this kind of liberal anxiety/relativism/ nihilism as cover. But it is actually possible to be morally consistent.

‘You can’t critique American comedians for going to perform for the Saudi Arabian government because that would mean no one should perform in the US either, as the US is the worst’

Sir, what the actual fuck.