Flatlander

Spot on.

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W12 8QT.

Apart from the nauseating spectacle of Trump and Netanyahu congratulating themselves whilst Gazans discover the corpses of their loved ones in the rubble, there seems to be echoes of Dubya wearing a flight suit on the deck of an aircraft carrier in front of a banner that says "mission accomplished".

Yep, Rowan Coleman's stuff is really good. Did a retrospective on the entire Star Trek franchise that ran to I think about 20 parts.

"Didn't want it anyway"

The only way the Nobel committee could have made that funnier is if they'd awarded it to Joe Biden.

Give it to Joe Biden for the lolz.

Screenshot from a Portland webcam. Although it might be Kyiv or Gaza. Difficult to tell.

Seems to me that everyone needs to grow the fuck up.

Someone should say to Littlejohn that he has the blood of Lucy Meadows on his hands then....

I had this delivered literally ten minutes ago.

Facts Amazing. My stepmother used to push him around in his pram.

You just know that if you saw the audience they'd have expressions like this

Sports news

Worst Eric and Ernie statue ever.

He's gonna nuke us after this, isn't he? #rydercup

Yeah, it's similar to what we've had over here since Brexit. Bunch of pricks who think they can act and say what they want without consequences.

The behaviour of the American fans at the Ryder Cup is an utter disgrace.

But these are the people who went cheered Trump to the rafters when he showed up there yesterday, so they're obviously his people, and so we shouldn't be surprised that they're acting like utter douchamapricks.

Elon Musk and Prince Andrew named in latest Epstein files release The Duke of York is named as a passenger on the sex offender's private jet in documents released by Democrats on the House Oversight Committee in the US.

But no, by all means UK press, tell me again how it's Harry who has brought shame upon the Royals.

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Wait for the "text messages" - it'll probably start "Do not forsake me, oh my darling"...

Live updates: 'Multiple injuries and fatalities' in shooting at ICE facility in Texas The attack happened at a Dallas field office for US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Uh oh.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...
Live updates: 'Multiple injuries and fatalities' in shooting at ICE facility in Texas - BBC News

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And yet when people do have children, these same wazzocks then complain when life circumstances change for the parents and they fall on hard times.

Because apparently when you have a child, you need to know how the following 18 years are going to pan out precisely.

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Well, where's this #rapture then?

Exactly. Humanity came out of Africa. Or, alternatively, if you wish to believe the biblical version, it is suggested that the Garden of Eden was in one of Iran, Iraq, Lebanon, or Armenia. The one place it was not sited is what is now Clacton.

Fucking traitorous rag.

"And stay out!"

Well, that's Peston sacked by the weekend.