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If they take my fucking pasta, I cannot be held accountable for my actions.

You know what, let's replace the dumb fights with some fights worth having:
- Is the g in "fhtagn" silent (as in "sign"), or voiced?
- Is the y in "Nyarlathotep" a long y (also as in "sign"), or do you say it like you're a catgirl?
- Is it "day-gun" or "dah-gun"?

Ia, ia, Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Tasks

xkcd.com/1425/

To reiterate: OpenAI needs the equivalent of every single person on the planet to spend about a hundred dollars on their product every year to turn a profit. They have stated that outright. For a product most users use because they're too lazy to write an email.

tz'fardea, tzedek tirdof.

My experience is that shul boards, like HOAs, self-select for the most pettily power-hungry assholes on earth.
Honestly, the ideal selection method might be "tell people at gunpoint that their options are join the board or die, and pick the person who says 'just shoot me' most emphatically."

Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...

!!!!!!!!!

"Could the Fruit of Knowledge have been a tomato?", most contentious debate in the Talmud, locked by mods after five tractates.

That said, I'm partial to citrus fruit interpretations. Humans have a gene that should allow us to create our own vitamin C, but it's defective, and thus we need to get it from our diet (e.g., citrus fruits) to not die.
The idea that knowledge was something humans couldn't live without is poignant.

...Did he think wheat grows on trees?

Having done some surface-level reading about this, it seems like the answer is "whichever fruit your culture considers most directly comparable to a boob."

NP-Hard/NP-Complete.

Apparently the guy in the suit _isn't_ Spanish, which is good because if he had been then I think I'd have passed out and awoken in a featureless void with Lawrence Fishburne explaining why there are plugs on my arms and legs.

R' Eleazar on Exodus 8:2

ONE BIG FROG!
ONE BIG FROG!

Here's how to make $10,000 in three hours *jumps to a picture of Nick's unconscious body in an ice filled bathtub*

“Willing to consider viewpoints even if they don’t conform to the norm” is open-mindedness. “Compelled to take a contrary viewpoint without respect to merit” is a personality disorder.

Do you think vampires view weight loss culture as a form of shrinkflation?

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to ALISON BOSHOFF

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

like, look, you tell me I’m not a Jew to my face we’re not necessarily going to throw hands but it is no longer your decision

wrote this line yesterday:

"If President Trump were, in other words, trying to instigate some kind of national divorce, it is hard to imagine what he would be doing differently than this."

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

Pussy Cumitightass.

Pro-tip: If someone who’s not Jewish shares an “abhorrent” quote from the Talmud, there’s a 99.9% chance that it either gets rejected less than a page later by other Sages, or was said in a highly-specific context that completely changes its meaning.

We have sinned against you by quote dunking
And we have sinned against you by rage tweeting
We have sinned against you by omitting alt-text
And we have sinned against you by falling for clickbait
We have sinned against you with AI slop
And we have sinned against you by not just blocking that asshole

One side says it's sunny, the other says it's raining, and unfortunately we can't be bothered to look out a window or whatever, so who's to say who's telling the truth?

Same