@kaylafay.bsky.social
any resemblance to an actual person, living or dead, is entirely coincidental she/her theoretically bi, historically ace no link in bio
what's the etiquette on dog-earing?
31.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hot damn, an entire crypt? with rent being what it is these days?
31.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0manifestuccine alfredo
26.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks a lot. i just laughed like a crazy person right in the middle of the office.
26.10.2025 17:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m an introvert.
It’s not that I don’t like people, I just value peace. I recharge in quiet, not crowds. I speak when it matters. I’m observant, not distant. I crave real connection, not constant attention. If I choose your company, it means everything.
not to be confused with his counterpart on the pga tour, ryan golfswing.
26.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"this one's gonna blow up for sure."
26.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this hair cuts -you-
25.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’ve heard men are paranoid about shrinkage.
24.10.2025 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we live for finding something to live for, why not.
24.10.2025 05:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0also remember to rust guard
24.10.2025 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there is no ‘i’ in ‘denial’.
24.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we like to learn, we like to laugh. even better if we can do both at the same time.
22.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how am i single, you may ask?
well, today at the office i said:
“um ackshually the correct plural of ‘octopus’ is not ‘octopi’. technically it’s ‘octopodes’.”
and then i said:
“octopodeez nutz”
that must make tax season a bit of a headache.
22.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0unless you live on elm street.
22.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what do fine art, dark humor and parental love have in common?
not everyone gets it.
🎶so lean, so lean, so lean, so leeaann
throw some bacon in my sandwich if you can🎶
…featuring hit singles like ‘turkey finely sliced’, ‘so lean’, ‘hard salami christmas’ and more….
21.10.2025 07:02 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Happy #Asexual awareness week 💜
Remember: attraction does not equal action! Ace folks can, and many do, have and enjoy sex, but the mechanism of arousal is usually different.
#ace #pride #demi #demisexual #grayace #aceflux #asexuality
finally, the excuse i need to breakup with my therapist.
19.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sex is great, but have you tried literally anything else?
happy #aceweek by the way.
now that's just rude.
18.10.2025 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0where else do we think grok came from?
18.10.2025 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it was only water when he started drinking it but then the craziest thing happened....
18.10.2025 06:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my heart goes out to all who suffer from a tiny bit of pizza crust that scraped their gums so now it hurts to talk.
18.10.2025 06:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all circles have rough edges if you look close enough.
17.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and there is no downside and we're all doing great and i haven't slept right in over 10 years and everything's fine.
17.10.2025 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0duck around and kind out.
...is this anything? feels like it could be something.
maybe, but i’m also asexual, so no one has to deal with that but me.
16.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
