Paige

There are just so many clear decision points where these people can course-correct before they crash their sexual SUV into the telephone pole of public awareness, and they actively choose to do the wrong thing every single time and force us all to know about it

Two hops got me to…serial killer Herb Baumeister

“There’s a legal case for armed robbery—but it is strewn with obstacles”

Wait, why does he have pics of his pa—you know what, never mind, I don’t want any additional information

DAMN

I found out about it when I tried to use my bank card at the dentist, so that was great and not embarrassing

Another classic example of JD Vance saying something normal and human

this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life

The MM victimhood thing is so nonsensical to me—she was literally the only self-made millionaire in the royal family and she chose not to participate in something that made her miserable, it’s decidedly not perpetual victim behavior

There has to be a German word for people who feel personally offended by Meghan Markle and find ways to awkwardly shoehorn their MM complaints into unrelated conversations

i have seen exactly zero evidence to suggest that peter thiel is anything other than a dumbass who got lucky once

I only learned the name 10 minutes ago and was mildly surprised to learn that she stars in roughly 75% of viral “transphobe Karen has a meltdown” video clips

Well, I can’t unsee that tartar buildup

On the plus side, there’s so little traffic there on weekends that they probably got back home to Martinsville in no time at all

This is Indiana, so they probably all have names like Dwayne or Randy, real Aryan ideal stuff

This date and location is functionally equivalent to them admitting that they’re scared that someone might actually see and recognize them, which doesn’t seem very master race of them if you ask me

I live in the area and to be clear, that is *exactly* the date and location I would choose if I needed to plan an event that I didn’t actually want anyone to see in person

The only thing these people might dislike more than minorities at elite institutions is the real world, where nobody cares where anyone else went to college

Keith Raniere in his volleyball outfit

Same vibes

My cerebrum simply burst into flames when I got to that part

Truly a staggering array of red flags here, I’m gobsmacked

Not a lawyer but this feels an awful lot like unconstitutional prior restraint

“Robber barons claim to have a bold idea to help employees with their personal finances, but critics say that company scrip creates debt peonage”

I think the failure of legacy institutions (not just the media) is a national disease. I worked for Planned Parenthood in my twenties and public health for a decade after that, so I feel pretty qualified to judge. These old things are unfixable. We should just build new and better things.

I can't take any more "This person with no qualifications and a clear agenda to destroy everything should resign" posturing. The allergy to preventing harm that American politicians have should be criminal

Let me just casually hike my shirt up so you can see the badge that I wear every time I do a podcast

Listen, my grandmother has eaten ice cream every day of the past 93 years and that’s all the data I require

Keeping Narcan on hand is such a great thing to do, I hope more candidates follow this example