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Why would I spend $4 on this when I already bought the hardcover version at full price and read it and greatly enjoyed it and feel I completely got my money's worth? 🤔

I'd like to say that living in the country is like being in prison, but in prison they kill the pedophiles, they don't put them in charge.

Please go to Minneapolis and stand with the protestors. You're letting your immense influence and talent go to waste. I understand that, historically, former Presidents have been pretty hands-off, but what this President is doing has never been seen before. Please be a leader.

2016 was the first election I was eligible to vote in. In the last 3 elections, I have voted for Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris. If I still lived in Illinois, I would have voted for Pritzker both times. I want the Democrats to help Americans, and abolishing ICE would help us.

Yeah obviously Trump is the driving force behind these horrors. He's a racist, fascist thug who only cares about himself and his own ego, and he is responsible for this ICE murder. The point is that ICE has to be abolished so that the next Trump can't do these things again.

Ooh so close, just drop "Trump's" and you're all the way there!

Thanks for explaining, Jon! I showed this to my fiancee and now she understands!

Go Bears.

Fuck the Packers.

Abolish ICE.

Days like this make me ashamed to be an American.

I thought Republicans were against changing names?

Congrats to the Green Wave. That's cool for them. I'll be rooting for them in the playoffs (unless they're playing a Big XII team)

I'm a grown man crying because another grown man that I've never met just got a new job. Sports are strange that way. #BlueCy

This sucks.

Assuming everything we've heard about it is true, I hate that our players have been left in the dark. #BlueCy

Or go catch it. It landed 3 yards from where he was standing

At a Donald Trump campaign rally in April 1985:

"I just found out, did you hear about this? They're changing the Coke. They're changing the Coke. "

*Crowd boos*

"They told me they're calling it New Coke, but I'm calling it Woke-a-Cola." We don't like Woke-a-Cola do we folks?"

*Crowd roars*

I hate being a fucking Washington Generals fan.

🏳️ BREAKING: Democrats Surrender. Again Mehdi's Monday morning update on the senators voting to reopen the government without a guarantee on heathcare; the BBC rolling over for Donald Trump; and Kathy Hochul's clash with Zohran Mamdani.

"Is there a more feckless, spineless opposition party anywhere in the democratic world? Why do Democrats insist on repeatedly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?"

Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:

I used to dislike Denny Hamlin, but I've warmed up to him over the past few years. I am a giant Kyle Larson hater. I'm not even mad that Larson won the championship, I'm just terribly, terribly sad that Denny didn't. The #NASCAR format is a complete fucking joke and an insult to the fans.

4th and 1 last week against Cincy. Corleone got him.

3 straight games.

I choose to believe that Taylor Swift saw this Travis Kelce game-winning touchdown highlight against the Chargers and then wrote, "You were dancing through the lightning strikes"

Get rid of all polling until the CFP poll comes out. These polls completely skew perception when they're not results based.

Change *HER* mind

Denton, TX averages almost twice as much precipitation per year than Pullman, WA.

It might be partly the colors, but he looks like former Cleveland Browns offense line coach Bob Wylie.

Number of winners since MLS was founded in 1996:

MLS Cup - 15
Supporters' Shield - 17

Premier League - 6
Ligue 1 - 10
La Liga - 5
Bundesliga - 7
Serie A - 6

MLS is objectively more competitive than the Big 5 European Leagues. Is it a higher talent league? Absolutely not. Depends how he meant it.

He's a Republican actually. They're all just like him now. Don't absolve them, they're in lock step with him and we can't ever let them live it down.