dave

it started with the 3/5s rule

haven't thought about him in years, but i'm here at the eye doc with mrs d and two spherical individuals just arrived gasping for breath after walking in from the parking lot

when i worked for CONGLOM-O i had a manager who was so out of shape that he would stand & lean on the open door of his car for a few minutes to rest. the exertion of pulling himself out from behind the wheel would wear him out. it used to take him 20 min to get to his office (with rest breaks.)

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one of these things is not like the other...

the lies are the most entertaining bits

she looks so smol ~𖹭

calls han solo "puddin'"
giggles a lot
jealous of princess leia
has a great ass (i'm just guessing, can't see thru the fur)

another customer found it in they blooming onion and turned it in (sorry, it's got a bite out of it now)

evey diploma is stamped with a walt disney frozen head nose print for authenticity

pete's feet can't be beat, i guess

be careful you don't wake up on the wrong side of the bed and ruin your dah

did they really bury the old boy in a museum?

i wonder if there is hope for my ancient pair of koss studio headphones, gonna get the model no & start checking round

I'd be willing to bet the complete code for nutsack is buried in a hidden pocket in firefarts

a bad pic of the moon taken with a cellular telephone camera.

potatocam photo of the moon

i'm a simple soul and i don't understand all that famcy lingo

show me the tits

that's why non-dairy "milx" are out

i am a milk enjoyer... cow

goat

cat, human, whatever. your lactation = my relaxation

we like to think it's adorable but he's just gathering behavioral data to report to the Council

tico hopes they having scalloped potatoes

rude of them to assume the big biscuit would choose such a spongy conveyance as a "roll".

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cahmahhhhnn my outback gets a little over 27 everyday, that sounds like a PRITtee weak bowl of tea 🫵🤣🫳🗯️

check out that masterful use of emoji 👆 up there – graphic design is my passion

best these weaklings can do is "dacron polyester" or some such

"hello, worsted! i hear you're a father! boy or girl, old man?"

"a boy! a fine strapping son!"

"splendid! following family traditions?"

"yes, we're naming him 'lycra'."

"surely 'tweed' or even 'linen' would be....?"

"I SAID LYCRA"

yowsa, that part is radder than Moses at the red fuckin sea

i hope when i awake in elysium i find my departed dogs & cats are awaiting me

you can tell it's august by the black walnuts dropping like baseballs on the wheelie bins and the roof of 63

speaking of weed, i am 1.5 hours late for 1620 but i'm making up for it quick

dude, just buy your weed in MA. it's much cheaper, the selection is awesome (i have 3 distinct strains in ½lids at home right now) & it is very much like going to the video store used to be