@daverson.bsky.social
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she's adorable in both photos. 🤎🐾
04.02.2026 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0even that cute li'l yellow guy, peekaboo?
04.02.2026 05:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0holding a picture up with your non-dominant hand was how we kept our symmetrical muscle development back then
04.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don't mind me , im stoned as all getout
04.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0great fahken deal, especially since you scored that red torso with the huge tits (upper right)
hubba hubba brudda
that should stop him chewing. i don't think he's tryna escape, just tryna keep his choppers worn down
04.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0tid? yeh, e's kivvin's mate
04.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that fucking rocks
04.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ps, if dit don't have like a beef bone or a antler to gnaw on, he'll chew his plastic habitat more. but i bet i ain't telling you anything you don't already know
04.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0pretty cool he's managed to seamlessly combine hunting and gathering.
04.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah and put that olive oil away.
04.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dude you should do a podcast called "ask dit" and you put down 3 fortune cookies. then dit's prediction or answer or whatever is taken from his cookie and you read it out.
that's cash in the bank. then you buy him a stainless steel tunnel landscape that he can't chew through
don't that just mean that people eat them? like how tuna is the chicken of the sea?
04.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0they were holding hands as they sailed into the west
04.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0eat that elvish gaybread like a starving dwarf
04.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the skonky smell of burning athelas
03.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i should apologize to him for killing him so many times
03.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lol i forgot all about that
03.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you really really think about it, when we fart on the loo we are merely fingers on the sewer system trombone.
03.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0that's a recioe, but it's deffo not risotto (no rice)
03.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0 5
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high five & congratulations!
beans, crispy bacon, and two big aigs
this morning's breakfast is a Full English With Big Naturals
bon appetit
beep beep
03.02.2026 12:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![happy hounddog day, feb 3
[sleeping basset hound]
i ain't seen shit](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hdgbgrdcdkhed5o77l52g7eh/bafkreiaaaf7r7v3l6mnwfuj2ncgfxb3yqdqfz6uhzpqv26hnbfceqfpoxq@jpeg)
happy hounddog day, feb 3 [sleeping basset hound] i ain't seen shit
happy hounddog day
03.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
happy hounddog day, feb 3 [sleeping basset hound] i ain't seen shit
happy hounddog day
03.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0watch for heisenberg at 0:08
03.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no one ever wants to sell "an irritating ointment."
03.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ButtWhole — for your whole butt!
03.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what's she peddling?
03.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0you have to cry for artax before you can cry for seita and setsuko
03.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
