Cats Domino

All menu all day. Cheseburgs at dawn, McMuffins at midnight. 50 state electoral college sweep.

a mcnugget in every mouth, a mcmuffin in each pot

An American politician that could honestly claim they brought back the Dollar Menu would have an instant 70% approval rating.

Quiet!

The General Secretary is snoozing.

Why are people not more afraid of her? If she becomes the head of a reformed MAGA movement she's going to be our last president.

Waaaaaay ahead you there chief.

How Dare.

This is extremely accurate.

It's just rude that I actually do feel better after a good workout

Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch

One of my favourite new things is investment bankers asking for "an hour of my time" for free to "go over my numbers" who then get very upset when I say that I want to be paid

i need a solution for the random insomnia attacks they’re making me so dysfunctional at work and i don’t mean “take two melatonin” or “drink water” i need the drugs they gave judy garland

A screenshot of the offending skeet by @ryanlcooper.com which reads: "in particular, escalating the popular contrarian "there was no such thing as the Dark Ages!!" take to "the collapse of the Roman Empire was Actually Good" is ridiculous.

Screenshot since this man has been defeated in the marketplace of ideas and is scared of medieval historians.

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

if your Free OTC HRT Beliefs don’t include giving testosterone to dudebros for big swole dudebro reasons are they really Free OTC HRT Beliefs

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

@davewhamond.bsky.social

Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen

Here are the Democrats who sold out the American public:

Sen. Dick Durbin
Sen. Angus King (independent who caucuses with Democrats)
Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto
Sen. Jacky Rosen
Sen. John Fetterman
Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen
Sen. Maggie Hassan

Vote them out.

Something I observed while manually reviewing every single site on personalsit.es:

Websites built with Next.js very rarely have RSS feeds.

Websites built with React sometimes have RSS feeds.

Completely static sites almost always have RSS feeds.

#RSS

100% skip this episode every time.

Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

marriage is meant to be between a femboy and a tomboy. it says so. in the bible

Wife For Stella in the style of Zohran for New York signage

do you know how horrid and evil you have to be to be in this much pain in public and everyone still hates you

It's called "being Elon Musk."