Lisa Curry

I don’t understand why someone doesn’t simply roll greg abbott down a steep hill

There is just no precedent in recent world history of an advanced industrialized country sabotaging its own scientific establishment, and destroying the base of scientific knowledge necessary for basic policymaking. An avowedly, actively anti-knowledge regime.

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Great news: I got into a bad car accident on my way there so I didn’t end up getting it. Hit me with the info! (I’m okay) (my car is toast) (I’m in a ton of pain) (I still need that dumb root canal)

He can tase small children in a single round

The Hunter Biden interviews are great. I especially appreciate that he waited til after his dad died to do them

Having ice cream to reward myself for the root canal I’m about to get, which I’ll immediately follow with a second reward of ice cream

Glad to have a safe and legal alternative to looking at our phones while driving: looking at a massive screen on our dash boards

You could respond to almost anything I say with, “What the hell are you talking about?” and that would be the correct response

Thank you mister trump for lying about jobs numbers. It instantaneously added money to my bank account and magically wiped out my debt 🥰

Three and a half months ago. <Bows>

This episode of South Park is essential viewing

My empire of dirt.

If this keeps going, we might find out once and for all whether George Washington really did chop down that cherry tree.

We're one more Trump-Epstein bombshell away from trump releasing the Lincoln assassination files

Whoops
Don't ya just love live TV?

Scientists: ‘climate change will cause more extreme weather’

Conspiracy theorists: "fake news, it's not changing"

*floods and extreme weather events happen*

Conspiracy theorists: "They are controlling the weather. This is weather warfare. The weather is being manipulated".

Acknowledging that the billionaire who did a Nazi salute at the inauguration isn’t a cool guy you want to be friends with seems like it should be the absolute minimum qualification for membership in the opposition party.

We need 8 cameras on Ghislaine at all times with a live feed of each going directly to YouTube.

We are phenomenally fucked

Can’t help wondering why I’m not (yet) friends with Cher.

It’s crazy to me that we have the literal recioe for water

Accidentally clicking on a friend’s IG live feed feels so weird. Like sorry I didn’t mean to open the bathroom door while you were naked on the toilet

So government compelled speech? Do I have that right?

It's a truly jarring split screen that Kristi Noem's goons attacking Sen Padilla happened at almost the exact same time as 16 Dem senators crossed lines to vote with the GOP to invoke cloture on the crypto bill, forfeiting any leverage.

Dems need to act like an opposition.

So it’s war — not a surgical strike.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

I am begging you to cancel me so I can sell out Red Rocks