Rae McK

I would enjoy this shirt.

I was also born in the time of John Paul II & now will be on my 4th Pope in my lifetime & old enough to state that they don't make Popes like the used too.

Yesterday I got sunburnt quite badly.
Today I will get very wet when I head outside.

This seems not normal.

While I know the now ex Pope renounced his salary ($32k PER WEEK) I think we can all relate to the faint possibility of a future that involves dying while still working 🫠✌️

I got sent a screenshot from Twitter where someone had replied 'when you order two Turin Shrouds from Temu' & I laughed a little too much.

I am not the first pancake in my family.

And I have just ticked an item off the to do that I have not finished.

It's only day 7 but I can confirm this is an absolute first pancake of a month.

For sure.

I feel like 5am me is the most determined & sure me that exists.

I absolutely know that me at any other time of the day cannot cope with her legacy most of the time.

When are we banning fireworks?

The people who aren't coming with you into next year do we bin them tonight or is this a tomorrow job?

Asking for myself.

I don't have anything to hide, that they don't know about.

They are not good at maths.

Someone dobbed me in & now they want the 4 last tax years.

2024 was a bit (lot) of a shitter.
Just going to keep working on it in 2025.

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Waaah

I really wish HMRCs hold wasnt just silence, I'm scared.

I already know they are mad at me, this is not helping.

When we invariably have to build society again from ground up what are we doing about slow walkers?

Wanted to enter today very much with the confidence of the low loader that over took the Tesla in front like it was the reason we were all doing 30 in a 60 & definitely not the Yaris 4 cars ahead.

Turns out I did.
What a knobber.

Going for a run at lunchtime in the hopes it changes my entire personality.

Bottle holder pockets on bags are weird. Just put it in your bag like a normal person.

When are the knees turning up Spence?

*waits patiently*

When I'm in charge we're having 28 days in a month. They will all start on a Monday. There will be 13 months.

I'm not a fan of adding in another month end but sweet mother of God it'd be offset by the lack of mental gymnastics around planning flucating dates.

Today I'm being incredibly unproductive on cock lane.

Which might be a contender for title of my memoir.

A Brief History of Women Are Too Emotional

🧵

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No learning some people (me) hey?

Well no, but also yes. It can be. Why not?
I like a hot bath at the end of a run, I like coffee mid run!

Well, we have a update.
Add a tiny bit of dark muscovado sugar & make it a flat marmite white instead.

Chefs kiss. No notes.

Just living for the #WomenInMaleFields hashtag on socials right now.

I'd like the record to show that I ran 8 miles yesterday without stopping for coffee & a read.

I stop because coffee is life & reading is fun.

Once more of the people in the back.

(and most men)