Danny Shea

It was on sale for 15 bucks for a hot second yesterday. Seems to be a WB strategy with iTunes to push something to the top of those charts.

Why watch the Golden Globes when you could have been watching all the ANACONDA movies, is what I’m asking.

Dutifully, and not without solemnity, going to see the Lord of the Rings anime today.

Didn’t finish DROP ZONE last night. Too much extreme for single sitting. Needed space to savor its delights with a second heaping portion, to become intoxicated by its dazzling freefall spectacles over not just one but two evenings

Watching John Badham’s DROP ZONE, in the spirit of the holiday season.

Arli$$

Just like me to realize I’d forgotten something important for Thanksgiving. Thank god the store was open early this morning!

I’ve never felt the need to lie about my height. If anything I knock a couple inches off as a demonstration of humility.

How’re we feeling about whiskey and yogurt for breakfast

Good authority on phantom pain I suppose

Is there any way to set a feed in Bluesky so that it doesn’t default to the most recent post whenever the app is reopened?

A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE just hits differently once you’ve lived a little.

Way too many work-related dreams as of late. My subconscious is playing a cruel trick on me.

Just watched THE STRANGE MONSIEUR VICTOR: gripping drama from 1938 that finds a criminally entangled french businessman sink deeper into a quagmire of his own making. Now streaming on Criterion. I recommend it!

Jim Henson is rightfully canonized for the Muppets and Sesame Street, but he also deserves special recognition for his many outstanding contributions to the annals of Let’s Terrify The Children cinema.

Shohreh Aghdashloo is in Dune: Prophecy. It just feels like a thing that is true.

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Every Trump nomination is like meeting another member of the Sawyer family.

I’ll vote for whomever pledges little self-piloting robots that roam DTLA and power-wash the sidewalks each morning.

Clearly we underestimated the influence of the Krasinski lobby. What are they getting out of this, I wonder. Is it worth their integrity?

This is a very dumb day for America.

Not the ones that like to party

Oh neat, I’ve got Mike Huckabee and other unpleasant characters popping up on my feed like toilet bowl ghoulies.

Just watched a crowd of people bully and beat up one of those delivery robots and it made me sick

I am returning to Bluesky, hat in hand, feeling a bit like the prodigal son.

Who’s the actor brave enough to gift us a new “Imagine” video, but for the SAG-AFTRA strike?

He said, in a moment of geek vulnerability

With Anthony Carrigan playing Metamorpho and Edi Gathegi playing Mister Terrific, this means we’re getting The Terrifics as a team in SUPERMAN: LEGACY, right? Phantom Girl and Plastic Man are next?

I’ve lived long and hard enough to recognize the TROLL 2 goblin mask in other movies.

Are monster truck rallies still a thing? More specifically, is the mechanical dinosaur that eats trucks still a thing?

Albert Pyun’s CAPTAIN AMERICA.