Denise

Also I think Australia has land but I haven't checked

Yes I know this is the wrong movie. But god bless Gene Hackman.

a man in a suit and tie is laying at a desk with his feet up . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is laying at a desk with his feet up . ^^That was the default description which is terrible. Remember SUPERMAN by Richard Donner? I do. But also I am old. Anyway, look up the scene where Gene Hackman (RIP) explains what it's all about (land). DM for YouTube link.

I feel like the answer to this is ~land~

"I was just following orders" energy

NEWT POWER

Go on

When you swear you're ok after last call

I haven't been in much but I am in this new reality thing called "How to Lose a Democracy in Ten Years"

Under appreciated post 😆

A+ work there, including a pitbull!

A black and white pitbull snuggled up with her face squished in an adorable way and a sweet expression in her eyes

My dog is cute

Do you have any tuna on hand?

Kitties are very good at hiding, I'm sure she'll turn up soon!

Myconid homecoming at our #dungeonsanddragons session

A black and white pitbull mix wearing a black hoodie with a floral print

A black and white pitbull wearing navy blue pajamas with flowers

New outfits!

1) Yes super good and cute
2) Yes, so many treats!

Lol. Believe me when I say I laughed really a lot while making this thing 😜

An unpainted papier mache form

A goofy looking papier mache miniature hippo with ping-pong eyeballs

Mini hippo attached to a waterproof boot

Papier mache Moo Deng attached to boot which is now being worn

Late but here is my Halloween costume

I bet driving through a house feels so good for the car

Clip of of CSI Miami opening with "yeaaaahhhhhh" subtitle

Kirk, Scotty, and Bones eye a mysterious creature on board the Enterprise (it's Moo Deng)

A black and white pitbull mix with her face squished against a pillow, giving her a goofy smiling expression

Pibble pic!

Amok pork

I feel like there's a nonzero chance Megan is the author. There's a sticker on the front saying this is a signed copy.

Huh, came in under the half million mark

Me: Oh it must be from those weird crackers!
Cashier: 🤨

Fun fact: if you buy those swedish crisp bread things that come in the brown paper packaging, they will shed an alarming amount of white powder in your reusable shopping bag which you won't notice but the cashier *will* the next time you go to the store

"Welcome to how Internet Explorer felt."
-Me to old knife I'm using to open box of new knives

An appropriately labeled sterile chicken ovum on a plate in front of a digital clock displaying 11:14 pm

Happy Leap Day Eve!

Don't forget to leave an egg out tonight for Danny DeVito.

It needs a gun