Neal Rafferty

Has anyone told Oolon Colluphid?

‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’

Sad news everyone, I’m officially pulling the plug on Brightsiders, my super fan podcast for the 2017 movie Bright. I still feel like there were many interesting topics left to discuss but after 7 years of weekly episodes I’ve learned that no one has ever listened to the show.

Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Not in my experience; people will generally if not invariably understand and certainly make no lasting judgements.

For a brief spell, Trump won’t be the worse thing on the continent.

Steve Clarke’s caution is deeply akin to Rose Kennedy’s black dress and the Pope’s Catholicism.

“I’m genuinely putting myself into contention for a return to the Rangers manager’s job”

Just had a Ritter Sport and it was ok, but i think @govindajeggy.bsky.social had raised the bar impossibly high

Week 53: 11th – 17th October, 1976 “We’re all going soft in the head through eating oranges.”

Week 53: Pauline Quirke stacks beans, Joss Ackland attacks squatters with an axe, Arthur Mullard removes his trousers, Gemma Jones hosts some randy Liberals and Max Bygraves remembers last week. It has to be 1976.
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A young Harry Hill watching Mr Vinton and taking notes #totp

This puts me in mind of John Finnemore’s extension to the old magpie poem…

I think history shows us that there’s a way to give Trump his prize so that we can all move on from this.

YouTube video by Dave Byrne Eric Morecambe on Ice Cream

Still the greatest one-liner in television history.

I daresay Trump's interest in ending so many many wars will dissolve like a one ply hanky at a wake.

The Greece manager has moved up in the world since the days when he was menacing Shaggy and Scooby.

That’s a half of football you could punish your weans with.

A scone / scone distinguisher of its day, clearly.

It truly was the number one destination for messages.

Very occasionally, in a still moment, I can still hear my grandma call the Co-op “the Cooper-eight-iv”

Having consulted my diary, I find that I’m watching television that day.

“Seventeen years with Falmouth Electrics…”

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

Vatican Broadside The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope And the Pope said to his aide: "Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot? Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot? Who the fuckin' hell are Slipknot? In relation to me getting out of bed?"

Racist arsehole Robert Jenrick holding up a wig like a puppet at his pathetic Tory conference speech which reaffirmed his bellendry

The useless cheeky monkey ventriloquist in Knowing me knowing you