Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht

I love him.

The 90s were a whole thing.

Katie Tur is a conservative hack.

Did you see the Hard Rock casino? It's shaped like Rick Nielsen's signature guitar.

The calls for trans people to be quieter as we're wiped out are only going to increase, and you owe it to your sisters and brothers to get louder and louder.

My new startup, GymBot: you hire one of our state of the art ai robots to go to the gym and work out for you.

I love my job of rearranging deck chairs.

Oh dear...

He's not on the butterfly app yet, is he?

Industry is a really good show even if I don't understand a lot of the business stuff.

“I don’t share my body with men who wouldn’t politically defend it.” -Kat Blaque

That’s it. That’s the bar.

What no Alf hog?

If i never hear democrats use the term "common sense" again, or will be too soon.

Bet.

He's not bad... for a Sox fan.

I'm excited because this is the year Baseball Bluesky hits full stride.

It's gonna be a fun year. I enjoy having one player whom we can all shit on.

Did they say whether people have or have not had enough of silly love songs?

Northwestern has a brand new stadium they could use.

Go Cubs go

Greg would have hated robot ump. He relied on getting a strike call six inches off the plate after adjusting the ump's eye. Never seen anything like it.

I don't care for your math.

Kind of poetic.

As it should be.

Steven Root is great. News Radio and Office Space meant a lot to me back in the day.

Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (a coma)

Did she leave the cake out in the rain?

Cat Stevens would be proud.

My Uncle hates when I call him “Dick”

Mostly because his name is Brad