Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht

False equivalencies will be the end of us.

He's the fucking worst.

Everybody had matching towels.

it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it

And I grew to thinking that RWR was dumber than a pile of rocks.

You're a damn rock star.

Mark Grace once said he turned more triples into doubles than anyone ever.

I feel like he was a bum. Am i remembering that correctly?

People need to stop equating authenticity/working-class appeal with being an oaf because that’s gonna incentivize candidates who engage in oaf behavior

I wish people defended smeared victims of sexual violence the way they defend problematic male candidates for office

Ew.

If there was a highway to the danger zone, I would just not get on it.

I like Beck and Hanson together, as Beck's last name is Hansen.

The same government that is refusing to issue SNAP benefits is also building a solid gold ballroom.
Remember that.

Don't Tell Mom, The Babysitter's Bread

Not every director can pull off a sex scene with a fish person.

He's nothing if not predictably racist.

It's amazing how many things can be traced back to the Telecommunications Act of 1996.

I'm still mystified as to why he didn't get some abs in the playoffs, especially when no one else was hitting.

See, there’s purity tests, and then there’s basic minimum standards. Purity tests are like “I will only drink this water if it was drawn fresh from a mountain spring never touched by human hands”. Basic standards are “I would like to make sure there is no visible poop in this water before drinking”

She's playing at this awesome venue in Tampa in February. I'm so stoked.

As per usual, I will begin the NBA season in April.

No One Like You by Scorpions is an absolute bop.

He's gonna order everything in the cheapest fake gold plating.

He is the embodiment of a certain kind of white New Yorker... and he has a fun hat?

Beat on the brat with a baseball bat.

I think even my mom gave up after like three or four.

It is VERY hard to deny that both parties are the same if the Democrats in 2025 won't force into exile a dude with Nazi tattoos and instead are defending him. I know the Overton window has shifter like a mfer but jesus mfing christ

A senate candidate whose nipples you never have to see at all