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Screaming Fitzcarraldo-esque like chants.

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Wearing the Saint Paul jacket makes you look cool but it also makes you go home by 10pm.

23.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, she's ok, but she never wore atrocious aftershave in court.

15.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His fvcking atmospheres are political.

14.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You just want to get their first and drop a fedora on the surface.

13.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

06.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5706    πŸ” 1049    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 50

This is bat (shit, insane) country

06.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a fist with the words lift every voice written on it Alt: a fist with the words lift every voice written on it

Today marks the start of Black History Month! It is a time to center the lived experiences and struggles of African Americans, past and present. This month, and every month, we lift up those voices yearning for justice!

01.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Nein. Das ist fΓΌr mich."

01.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For Liam.

30.01.2026 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9446    πŸ” 2952    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 180

Like I said, if Amy wants my vote, she’s driving to Texas and she’s coming back with Liam.

29.01.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

CBS News is reporting that the ICE agent who abducted a Minnesota preschooler suffered internal injuries during the abduction.

24.01.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2898    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 28

Congrats, Jeff! Great news!

23.01.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I cry at City Lights all the time as well.

16.01.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Journalist With Head Stuck In Sand Wont Let That Stop Him From Covering 2026 World Cup β€” The Nutmeg News LOS ANGELES - Despite having his head stuck in the sand, journalist Ben Sanders stated that it wouldn’t stop him from covering the 2026 World Cup as he published an article about, β€œTHE EXCITEMENT LEVE...

Journalist With Head Stuck In Sand Wont Let That Stop Him From Covering 2026 World Cup

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...

10.12.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smells like Infantino

02.12.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Berlin architecture (with annotation)

14.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

May Godzilla fire breath on the next pundit who says northern climate teams need to get creative in attracting new players.

13.11.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All this for a conservative podcast career that'll last 2 weeks

03.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is probably the most we have had in 5 years.

01.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had one group of about 8

01.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of what use was the weekend if it brought us to Monday?

05.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The bandanas were a massive hit @amandascheid.bsky.social I think I must have given your link to 10 people last night including a large group of Korean folks who were there. Thank you for making these

28.09.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Spruchband hinter dem Tor in der SΓΌdkurve MΓΌnchen mit dem Inhalt: Wer Antifa verbietet, der will Faschismus! Make Antifa Great again!

Spruchband hinter dem Tor in der SΓΌdkurve MΓΌnchen mit dem Inhalt: Wer Antifa verbietet, der will Faschismus! Make Antifa Great again!

SΓΌdkurve MΓΌnchen.

27.09.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 657    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 21

The ultimate movie crescendo. When actors knew how to give good face/eyes.

23.09.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite scenes of all time.

23.09.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

23.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨🎁 GIVEAWAY TIME 🎁🚨

We have once again teamed up with the brilliant @bundesligaboxes.bsky.social to giveaway the last box of batch 50 which includes a magnetised Bundesliga table πŸ”₯

To enter -
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19.08.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

That he lifts the blanket for her and covers her and looks at her (she is not looking back) when he says "I love you Margie." This is a good husband.

01.08.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s funny, I thought Pulisic seemed more like a 3%er.

08.07.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bayern have been fined €20k by the DFB. The reason for this fine was not due to the use of pyrotechnics and had no sporting connection

About a month after Lorenz A., a 21-year-old black man was shot dead by a police officer in Oldenburg, Bayern fans criticized the handling of the case with a banner

08.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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