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I was literally about to make a joke about this, saying β€œwell, it’s within 100 miles of an international airport,” because it was such an obviously dumb argument. Sigh

16.11.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frame #2761 from 60sE77 stuck on books

Frame #2761 from 60sE77 stuck on books

15.11.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 12

β€œIt’s ephebophilia, not pedophilia” is a statement that both a) is true and b) does not help your argument at all.

15.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSIOp_K5GMw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSIOp_K5GMw

15.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1810    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

They should say yes, but then only detain the agents

15.11.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His tweet ticks all the β€œTrump Tic” boxes, but it just feels like he’s tired.

Plus, he says β€œI’m withdrawing my endorsement,” then later says β€œwhich she would never get.”

15.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would legit go there

15.11.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[Arkansan graduate of the University Minnesota] what the fuck did I do?

14.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know…

14.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Landon Bryant on Instagram: "One year ago today, I shared the nuances of β€œbless your heart” for the first time and y’all have certainly blessed my heart in the time since. I am grateful everyday. So... 22K likes, 786 comments - landontalks on March 2, 2024: "One year ago today, I shared the nuances of β€œbless your heart” for the first time and y’all have certainly blessed my heart in the time since. ...

Oh, β€œbless your heart” is not always derogatory! It’s really an all-purpose phrase, with a lot of nuance, based on tone and context. www.instagram.com/reel/C4B20LC...

14.11.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Destroyed could also mean purposefully rewritten over multiple times to prevent recovery

14.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oreocentipede

13.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ouroboreos

13.11.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1847    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 13

OF DOOM!!!

13.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pluribus (2025).

13.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A young man, looking excited, arms outstretched and smiling. He’s standing on ice skates, which are a novelty to him.

A young man, looking excited, arms outstretched and smiling. He’s standing on ice skates, which are a novelty to him.

The same young man, grimacing in pain, his bayonet-fractured wrist held on a pillow in an inflatable temporary cast. Being wheeled to a waiting ambulance. Decidedly less excited.

The same young man, grimacing in pain, his bayonet-fractured wrist held on a pillow in an inflatable temporary cast. Being wheeled to a waiting ambulance. Decidedly less excited.

Reaping, sowing, etc etc

13.11.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was ice-skating with my wife and dad and decided to go on one last β€œvictory lap” a little faster, fell backwards, crushed my wrist, requiring two surgeries.

The kicker: it happened at a mall in goddamned Dallas.

13.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live shot of all of us reading the emails today

13.11.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They were not, in fact, clean on opsec

12.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I underestimate Chuck Schumer and crew?

12.11.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBless your heart.” [derogatory]

12.11.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

12.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8407    πŸ” 2758    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh, that’s very similar to β€œsouthern mom,” which clocks. β€œOh, you always look so nice when you wear that dress” is a blistering underhanded compliment.

12.11.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah, but was he socially and emotionally stunted, like the real genius job creators?

12.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

11.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morbid curiosity is kind of getting to me. How did he fuck it up?

11.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The New Work Times
OPINION
BINYAMIN APPELBAUM
Mamdani Isn't the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is.
Nov. 9, 2025

An meme generator produced image based on a New York Times article featuring some chucklefuck but now replaced with the great Bolo Yeung The New Work Times OPINION BINYAMIN APPELBAUM Mamdani Isn't the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is. Nov. 9, 2025

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

11.11.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1488    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 52

When you’re a kid and they tell you to β€œtake a few steps to see how the shoes feel”

11.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the congressional dems are really messing up, and don't believe this theory, but what if they're just trying to get Mike Johnson to open up the House to get the new rep in and get the Epstein files released, or some other reason? (not optimistic)

10.11.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

And how many people can make a truly livable wage while making the commodified cheapest possible shoe?

09.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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