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I think that advertising in any way for anything should be a felony

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I would have called it yugioh card

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

every thanksgiving, me and my family eat thanksgiving dinner

eric adams has dropped out of the mayoral election upon discovering that he is mayor already

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Screenshot that reads: Property Features Has view: Yes View description: Water Has water view: Yes Water view: Water

experts ring alarm bells as America's strategic reserves of GOMBOOGUS Pro V9 4K Support Self Focus Projector with WiFi 6 and Bluetooth 5.2, 600 ANSI Native 1080P Outdoor Movie Projector, Auto 6D Keystone & 50% Zoom, Home Theater Projector for Phone/TV Stick/PC dwindle to dangerous lows

i watched that documentary where David Lynch says "two cookies and a coke" turns out it is more about transcendental meditation than cookies and coke, so if you are going in expecting to see cookies and cokes i would recommend reading the synopsis description of the documentary beforehand.

One of the midshipmen is coming out of cryo sleep today and we’re all going to hide and put the date on the ships computer forward by 300 years

aww crap, all the rf juice leaked out of my antenna

Water cannot freeze. You’re thinking of ice

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a small business owner

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in fact it’s hard to see without lighting

YouTube video by Boot Leg Peter Yarrow w/ Friends of Phil Ochs - Day Is Done (Live at the Phil Ochs Memorial Concert, 1976)

oh, peter yarrow died. mom listened to a lot of pp&m with me as kid. normally id say rip but dude was a creep so rest in piss or w/e. crazy that carter pardoned him. further proof there are no good presidents. anyway now hes dead so i can listen to this banger chune guilt-free.

youtu.be/UXPpryUWPwI

RIP Jimmy Carter who died because he kept getting smaller and smaller until one of his secret service accidentally stepped on him

they’re playing christmas music at the store even though it’s not even christmas yet

the hyundai sonata is terrible as a piece of music, but pretty decent as a car

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Senator Dianne Feinstein would rather die than submit to Congress's oppressive new dress code. Rest in power.

i hate my job but at least i was able to take stuff from our communal garden. now it’s cold and there’s nothing more to harvest but i still have to go to work. sad!