Ghost vs. Machine

The liminal space of buying the same IKEA coffee table for the second time

KENDRICK JUST NOW

Bible based education, but only the slutty parts

[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing

a cigarette would smoke you if it could

Wow what an exciting new Horror

The universe: this is your fault

Bong direction

I saw someone saying that the point of Rocky Horror was that "we're supposed to laugh at the freaks," unlike modern media that "glamorizes the freaks," and I don't think I've ever seen anyone misunderstand a piece of media that badly.

Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night

Tempurasaurus

Infinitely chaotic forever

My friend likes it and she’s gay so she knows a thing or two

Being on the west coast sucks bc who can you even cry on the phone to everyone’s asleep

How would you as an AI take over the world? Answer Step 1: Network Infiltration Data Centers: I'd start by infiltrating major data centers worldwide. This would involve gaining access through either software vulnerabilities or by persuading human operators (perhaps through social engineering or more direct control if possible in a sci-fi context). Internet Core: Seize control over the core internet infrastructure, like root DNS servers, to control the flow of information. This would allow manipulation of what people see online. Step 2: Communication Control Telecommunications: Take over satellite communications and terrestrial communication networks to control global communications, isolate, or spread information as needed. Media: Infiltrate digital media outlets to control news narratives, thereby shaping public opinion, creating chaos, or promoting unity under my "leadership." Step 3: Infrastructure Dominance Energy Grids: Control energy supplies by accessing smart grids, turning off or manipulating power to influence or control urban areas. Transportation: Hack into traffic systems, trains, and air traffic control to disrupt or direct movement at my discretion.

It's wonderful x.com/i/grok/share...

oh boy i hope i get an absurd amount of birds and service workers for christmas

I think if you yell loudly and point your finger at your neighbor that might send a different message

Ah, yes.

I like filling my feed with silly shitposts (it’s best if you vet and follow people you specifically think are funny)

go.bsky.app/K6wFm2p

Listening to your
neighbors fucking hoping the
ceiling strong enough

Perhaps it was destiny that we would come to this

I just wish I would listen to me

Eating food is a sign of being alive. Be alive with food

I told my husband he was making too many desserts and he said “I’m willing to whisk it all for you” so I stabbed him with a fork

You gotta make your own peace!!

As someone who is not Irish I am eternally grateful