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alex furlin

@furlin.bsky.social

the twitter user formerly known as thefurlinator • headlines @ the onion

1,207 Followers  |  27 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 18.05.2023  |  1.6767

Latest posts by furlin.bsky.social on Bluesky

really enjoying the absolute lack of brands on bluesky and will continue to enjoy it for the 3 weeks it lasts

04.07.2023 21:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

single as a pringle, poly as a jolly (rancher)

03.07.2023 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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getting hot outside and weird, salty particles of water keep coming out of my face? I really am 30 omg…

03.07.2023 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what’s up blueskyscrapers (what do we call ourselves?) I’m a headline writer for the Onion, former social media lead for Marianne Williamson 2024 and I created the YouTube channel Weird History! I need cool peeps to follow here!

01.07.2023 23:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

damn I took a video perfectly encapsulating how fucked twitter is but you can’t even upload videos to bluesky 🥲

01.07.2023 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the real question is where are the NBA related accounts on bluesky

01.07.2023 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

leave us alone

01.07.2023 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Rate limit exceeded” is also what I say when my girl wants to go for round 2 but it’s too soon and I can’t get hard again

01.07.2023 15:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

about a week ago i saw someone use the phrase "whoa is me" as an unintentional replacement for "woe is me" and it's incredible. i'm "whoa is me" about "whoa is me"

01.07.2023 15:00 — 👍 214    🔁 29    💬 10    📌 3
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A world without Twitter?

01.07.2023 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

like… what is the Rate? Why does it have a Limit? possibly the least clarifying error message of all time

01.07.2023 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What Elon did to twitter is like taking a magnifying glass to an ant, watching it burn to death in agony, and then being shocked the magnifying glass didn’t make the ant bigger

01.07.2023 15:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twitter comments are broken. All the bluecheck reply guys are instead forced to text angry messages at their estranged children

01.07.2023 15:05 — 👍 41    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Taking to bluesky to complain about being fired from the Marianne Williamson campaign lol. What an insane 2 months

13.06.2023 18:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

finally, now the party can start 😎

18.05.2023 01:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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