CaptainDoodle

Swap you for NCFC. No refunds. 😐

My favourite is Argos asking me how the reservation process went. Specifically the extremely basic function of the reservation process itself, not the pickup or anything. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE?! 😫

Yeah, you may as well just skip to that. Wow, that smacks of far too many teams in the playoffs. Baseball season is mad long, but it’s got a nicely lean set of playoffs

Love most American sports but never really fell for basketball and not quite sure why. Maybe it’s squeaky shoe annoyance. Or the foul/timeout-heavy farce that occurs in the last coupla minutes. Or height envy. Who knows.

That sounds awfully like something you could use to blow up the moon. Do you work for a coterie of supervillains?

Urban poetry 😱

Oooooh. They look reet good. Cookies & Cream butt plug for me, please. Very intrigued to see how blackcurrant caramel plays out.

Sad times. The toys era is coming to an end as I dust down the Playmobil princess castle, ready for selling. Even sadder times, I just spent three hours sifting through the young’un’s detritus drawers/bags to find half the bits. This was about a quarter of it. Oh, the humanity.

Fab pic capturing not only a wonderful day out at Yorkshire Sculpture Park with the great man and the Twitterati, but also a perfectly framed dog anus. #SundayPixWombie #SundayPixWombat #SundayPixWombat37

Just heartbroken. 😞 You’re such a warm, kind, gorgeous giant of a man. It’s been an absolute pleasure to know you, you’ve enriched so many lives over the years and this simply can’t be real. So sad for you and your loved ones. Stupid fucking idiot cancer. Love and hugs x

WFH with some boringass shit to grind through, so rockin’ my Guilty Pleasures playlist. Mysterious Girl? Slam Dunk (Da Funk)? You betcha.

Used to religiously check the app which shall not be named back in the day. Do enjoy it on here as well but I just keep forgetting all about it for weeks on end lol

First post for three months, that. Can’t think wtf I’ve been doing that I’ve deserted y’all for that long.

Actually getting to watch some sport of a weekend. Guessing it’s supposed to look like wolves’ ears to reflect the nickname of the team wearing them, but the yellow rugby league men look like they’re wearing blue bikini bras.

Awww. Nice!

Yeah, it’s a tough sounding brief but there ends up being loads of possibilities. Hardest dress-up day mission by far was ‘Dress as a toy’ 🫨. But from absolute sheer panic came my finest hour…

Haha. Christ, we had ‘Dress As A Word’ as a theme a couple of years back. Think we went with ‘colourful’. Piece of piss.

YouTube video by SiriusXM Royel Otis — Linger (The Cranberries Cover) [Live @ SiriusXM]

Well, that was a turgid week and no mistake. I did, however, stumble across this immaculate cover version, so that’s at least something in the WIN column… m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGUV...

Not a good start to the week. No apple crowns in Co-op. Had to resort to backup choice of the twisted chocolate phallus. If they hadn’t had any of those either I’d have just written off the day.

Why must they persist with these heinous crimes? There should be laws.

Poindexter’s just brought some soup to eat at his desk at work. Smells like something’s died in the air vent. Armpit soup should be right up there on the workplace banned list, along with microwaving any kind of fish.

The Pringles are gone. Why are all the Pringles gone? 😩

Lol. No, that’s definitely this guy…

Definitely changing my name to this…

Watching THE FERRET v SUPERCHIN in the darts. Nicknames not the winner in this one, Clive. 😂

Wallace gets mixed up with a drug cartel, with hilarious consequences. And Gromit discovers a portal to the underworld, also with hilarious consequences. Sorry!

HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! 🐰

Hey there. 😀👍 Chugging on, yeah. How’re you? Nice to see us all slowly getting the band back together after escaping the burning wreck.