Gordon Anderson

For the Welsh rugby fans among us: did you know about this NFL weirdness?! Slightly before my time. Wonder what Rees-Zammit makes of it...

Also great to see that outrageous Thorburn penalty kick one more time.

How on earth have I never known that it's Cale playing piano on Northern Sky?

One for the ages, this. Haunted. Terrified. He knows he's fucked.

'Andrew Arrested' Channel 5 News Special - Join Dan Walker live from Buckingham Palace as....

Hang on, why is the cunt at Buckingham fucking Palace? NOTHING IS HAPPENING AT BUCKINGHAM FUCKING PALACE.
DIANA HASN'T DIED AGAIN.
JUST BECAUSE YOU WANKERS DON'T WANT TO GO TO NORFOLK.

CD in jewel case on orange / terracotta tabletop. American Baroque - Chamber pop and beyond 1967-71

Back of CD with 24-track listing, headed with text: Cellos, flutes and harpsichords and a deeply wooded feeling are the core of American baroque.

News of a new Bob Stanley compilation has sent me back to this beauty, from last year.

Includes the dreamy, wonderful 'Barefoot Gentleman' by the startlingly young The Association, plus more harpsichords than you can shake a harpsichord at.

i genuinely thought this was a wet owl photoshopped onto a doctor's body for a full two seconds. Dr Hoots is startled by what he's seeing here

Hear that smashing, tinkling sound? Spare a thought for all the antique shop owners out there, finally throwing out the now unsellable 1980s Andrew-n-Fergie wedding cash-in china that's been cluttering up their glass cabinets for years.

PIZZA EXPRESS BOOK A CELEBRATION

And that's how I lost my job as the GCSE Physics textbook guy.

This Saturday at Central Library Hub!

Yesterday my friend told me about her PHILOSOPHY students all using ai for their assignments and like come the fuck on man you’re in Uni doing the subject thats Thinking about Thinking and u refuse to Think

George Osborne, but will physically run you over with a Range Rover, rather than merely badmouthing you to the chaps at the club.

YouTube video by BAS JAN Bas Jan No Sign by Bas Jan

Dear JL, don't know if you know this song by Bas Jan, but it's not far off being a soundtrack to your dream. Minus the pizza.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=wfjW...

WHAT WILL FATHER PANCAKE BRING YOU TONIGHT

Morning all.

Photographer Sirkka-Liisa Konttinen. Cat crossing the street, Byker, 1974.

'The Balcony.' (1934) One of the most appealing British artists of 20thC, Kenneth Rowntree had a great gift in recording the face of various towns and cities in England and Wales.

Raleigh Arena, by Jim Nothing from the album Grey Eyes, Grey Lynn

Let's have some love for songs about specific things.

How about: riding around on your bicycle?

jimnothing.bandcamp.com/track/raleig...

Co-headline tour: Amorous Mothers with Young Fathers

photo of a home with a framed poster on the wall depicting a black cat peeking up over the image's bottom border to the left of the poster, we see a black cat, peeking out from behind a couch in an identical manner

(not my cat)

The National Trust is really pushing the limits of what email filters will let through…

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

A little park wander. It's fucking cold. Despite this, there's a 17 year old boy casually wandering along in a t-shirt and, on an unrelated note, a man wheeling a pushchair containing, quite naturally, a television.

Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way

My friend recently attended a funeral, and midway through the eulogy, he became convinced that it had been written by AI. There was the telltale proliferation of abstract nouns, a surfeit of assertions that the deceased was "not just X—he was Y" coupled with a lack of concrete anecdotes, and more appearances of the word collaborate than you would expect from a rec-league hockey teammate. It was both too good, in terms of being grammatically correct, and not good enough, in terms of being particular. My friend had no definitive proof that he was listening to AI, but his position—and I agree with him—is that when you know, you know. His sense was that he had just heard a computer save a man from thinking about his dead friend.

You can’t offload emotional labor. Believe me, I’ve tried

Same! I can't watch it again as it chimed so perfectly with who I was then, and am just not sure how it would feel now. Probably too black, too sharp.

I seem to recall lots of the songs played are on a mixtape left by the boyfriend simply labelled 'Music For You' that Morvern listens to...

Was once in an old man pub whose jukebox had the Manics' thrillingly odd 'Jackie Collins Existential Question Time'. Ka-ching!

The barman came into the room, squinted at it like it was broken, then walked away. Presumably muttering to a regular "Dunno Jim. It doesn't normally make that noise".

It is SUCH a relief when New Cat uses the litter tray for the first time. "Thank god!" (sniffs back a tear) "He KNOWS what it IS!" (fully crying while putting cleaning spray back on shelf).

This is why I'm scared to do adult ed / training courses outside work. I'll just end up getting chucked out after calling everyone brain-dead cunts.

Elon being an abnormal piece of shit like usual.