Eric 🏳️‍🌈

Buttmogged some zoomers today <pic of me lying face down in a snowdrift outside my house, it’s unclear whether I’m alive>

Me and who?

In the concentration camp universe, this is what's known as a filtration camp. A government preemptively takes a whole class of people to interrogate and detain extrajudicially in order to inflict duress on them while arbitrarily assessing their (supposed) culpability.

If he freely admits your For You page is the weirdest one he’s ever seen but the nightmarish surrealism, cats being weird, edits of SpongeBob set to Ethel Cain, woman singing “Memory” while dressed as Garfield, Klingon covers of Disney songs, etc. doesn’t scare him off you’ve found a keeper

47 comments [redacted] It's indoctrination into conformity and submitting to exploitation. Basically what our society is built on 6h 111 likes lana Yes it is. And it is that deep. 4h 4 likes

If this is your reaction to “The Rainbow Fish” I’ll kill you

fucked in the butthole of the mind

Oh that phrase is triggering. In 2016 I said “J’ai un peu sommeil” and a guy who asked me out for coffee sighed loudly and said “Let’s talk in English, I don’t want to have to deal of you butchering my language” and I just stood up and left.

Picking up my rental car today the agent was visibly confused when I handed over my license and passport and asked “You’re not of French origin?” so I will be riding that high for the next decade.

Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

Handling: General considerations The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS

reminder

Devon Hardware's Wife @thatfrood I had a dream where there was a food called "King's Hand", a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort. A four-photo montage of exactly what @thatfrood described, with the latter two photos being them eating the King’s Hand. It does not appear they enjoyed the meal

[nodding sagely] yes, I imagine someone in that universe accidentally has worn them somewhere inappropriate like a banquet where the King’s Hand was served.

My voting hot take is just do it. You don’t have to fill out the whole ballot; I regularly abstain in school district races where I dunno who anybody is, for example. Don’t wind up in a situation where elections and electoralism takes over other methods of resistance but c’mon

Screenshot of a tweet scott budman @scottbudman Text messages between Elizabeth Holmes and Sunny Balwani today at the #Theranos trial. Holmes: "You are the breeze in desert for me." "My water." "And ocean." "Meant to be only together tiger." Balwani: "OK" 12:33 PM • Sep 22, 2021

Similar energy

Thank you; this will fit nicely in my collection. I found this while looking for other examples

Haunting but not in a malevolent or negative way. Good energy

Heathcliff :)

A pair of pink sweatpants with “ARE YOU OK WITH WHAT I’VE DONE?” in bubble letters broken across two lines. It’s important that you know that an image of Gonzo’s face, from The Muppets, is sitting between “Are you ok with” above and “what I’ve done?” below. All of this is centred on the ass of the sweatpants. Below there’s a caption “I had a dream last night about a pair of sweatpants that looked like this and it's been haunting my thoughts since then.” This was by Charkie on Twitter but I’m so sorry, I simply refuse to sign back up for that site to find their handle.

I forgot about this

Do you remember it in detail because I’m obsessed with things people dream that feel like a snippet from another universe. Like on TikTok the guy who posted about his dream that Raven from “Teen Titans” came out as nonbinary and changed their name to “Purple They”. Or this:

Merci

A sample of the old French national ID. It is aesthetically very 1988 with aqua to dark blue waves and a white RF on the background. The top reads RÉPUBLIQUE FRANÇAISE CARTE NATIONALE D'IDENTITÉ N°: 880692310285 Nationalité Française Nom : BERTHIER Prénoms): CORINNE Sexe : F Né(e) le : 06.12.1965 a: PARIS 1ER (75) Taille : 1M70 Signature du titulaire : Corinne Berthier [overlaid with SPECIMEN] A woman is posed in partial profile for a black and white photo. She has knowing eyes. She looks extremely French.

I think about the woman on the sample of the 1988-2021 French ID card a lot. What’s her story?

They don’t think it’s broken but do think I bruised the shit out of the bones themselves

I simply will not let anybody lecture me on how Gavin Newsom is good, actually, and he’s our best chance so we have to unite around him almost 3 years out. Especially if the lecturer has no ties to the US.

European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women" The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."

Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.

It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

Our latest.

Did it, though?

important message i want to pass along about the creamy pint addiction - please watch if you, like many, are still slugging back 4-6 creamy pints a day 👇

Stubbed my toe badly last night. Don’t think I broke it but it hurts like hell

Anyways they’re leaving tonight but I’m staying on a day in Cayenne and I cannot wait to get away from his constant complaining

I’m a trek through the Guyana region but there’s a British couple in their 80s that got paired with me and just in terms of physical fitness they shouldn’t be here. The wife is kind but her husband has been an absolute nightmare

They want to make it mandatory to have passport to vote but they don’t want to let you get a passport. Any questions?

I'm assembling a team