Nicole📍at The Pit

Did somebody say… Supermassive Black Hole?

Already having a great day at work. I’m planning a drag bingo.

Lululemon leggings obviously don’t cost that much to make, but can we please stop reposting every tik tok we see that is like “we’re the factory that actually makes them, buy them here for $5” because there’s no way that most of these aren’t scams.

Are my husband’s impressions always accurate? Maybe not. Do they make me laugh? Every. Damn. Time.

Sometimes it’s hard to remember the good stuff that happens at a more local level. I love my state.

Watching The Lizzie McGuire Movie and defending Ethan Craft with my life. Everyone just thought he was a dumb jock stereotype, but he’s actually one of the best side characters and has dimension that none of you noticed

Ugh this should be so easy, it’s not even like there’s a “good for the economy but morally evil” party and a “bad for the economy but morally good” party, there’s one party that’s like “minorities belong in cages AND we want you to be poorer” and they win elections somehow

This is also me with the Lobos.

At least once a year, I get really into Michelle Branch for a few weeks. We are currently in Michelle Branch season.

Me too. Mostly because I can’t believe they cast one of the biggest international pop stars and she’s only had like 3 lines per episode. I want more.

Ooh, someone made a list

My personal favorites are that Sritala is actually Rick’s dad and Sam Rockwell’s monologue was a reference to that happening. Another is that neither the gun nor the poison fruit will kill someone, but the death is someone tripping over one of the lizards.

The only thing I like more than the White Lotus, is going on tik tok between episodes to listen to people come up with increasingly absurd theories about the White Lotus.

The amount of times I say “Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers” in a day is… a lot

Maybe I’ll pay an Etsy witch to curse Xavier basketball

It’s a terrible feeling. It never gets easier.

Every time we get a little bit of success, everyone dips. I hate this feeling.

I’m really sad because of basketball and I fear that the only cure is a trip to Mexico. Sitting on the beach with unlimited drinks would fix me.

I want to cry

Dent in the portal 😭💔 someone sedate me

Can I take off work tomorrow because I’m sad?

💔

Man, fuck these guys. Lobos by a million.

8 for 8

I still have 2 perfect brackets 😁

It’s time for March Madness. If you need to reach me for any reason, please hesitate to reach out.

The sinus headaches I get from these windy days are hell

Mountain West tourney is a good time ❤️🐺+💙🐴

I may have a husband, but Louie is my boyfriend

My heart goes out to Mahmoud Khalil and his wife who is 8 months pregnant. She does not need this kind of stress during her pregnancy. ICE will come after more and more people Green holders, citizens, anybody who goes against them. This is fascism folks. How does this combat antisemitism exactly?