Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw

Yeah I don't know the phone number of anyone in this country, including myself. I only know my mom's number (in another country) (not my emergency contact) (would at least then have Jared's number to contact them for me)

Discord screenshot where the first person, name cropped, says, "I'm done with the TV room, in case you want to use it." and the second person, named Alex, says, "i have been seduced by the siren song of sitting at my desk and gently stabbing a horse".

I like to keep things weird for our roommates

2, with 1 and 5 being the worst to me. In my head, I read ██████ as a kind of glottal stop sound, so I don't want it at the end of a sentence.

Genuinely the OTP of my heart

A braided ring king cake, covered in pinkish red icing, drizzles of red gel, and gold sprinkles.

A slice of cake on a saucer, showing the layers of pineapple sugar woven through the braid.

Happy Fat Lunar New Year Tuesday! ⚜️🍽️🧧 For my final king cake of the season I created a pineapple, cinnamon, and brown sugar filling and decorated the cake in Lunar New Year colours. I hope the year treats you sweetly.

Yeah I figured I could get some of the muscle grain by just like. Doing the lazy thing. I do the same thing with a bunch of my mushrooms

They offhandedly mentioned wanting salmon earrings, and I had some extra epoxy mixed up when i was doing something else, soooo

A pair of earrings shaped like braided king cakes.

A pair of earrings shaped like fried eggs.

A pair of earrings shaped like salmon sashimi.

I keep forgetting to take photos of earrings before I give them to @iodhadh.bsky.social, so here's what I've made them in the last month

During the Friend at the Table fashion show stream yesterday, I did have multiple people message me like omg Alex it's a round for you at the tiny prehistoric horse challenge

A needlefelted horse in the style of the Lascaux Cave paintings laying next to a custom stand.

One of my Lascaux Cave horses is still available on Ko-fi, too!

ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6

A needlefelted figure in process. It's somewhere between a horse, deer, and goat, with cloven hooves.

And here's to many more horses and horse adjacent creatures this year!

The first one completed this year will hopefully be this unicorn

A photo of two sculpted waterhorses, one smaller and gray and one larger, angrier, and black. Both have plants growing in their manes and tails.

A needlefelted eohippus, a prehistoric horse ancestor, standing on a bookshelf.

A needlefelted horse in the sole of the Lascaux Cave paintings on a stand, so it looks mid leap.

Two more needlefelted horses in the style of the Lascaux Cave paintings, one small and one large.

Some of the very good horses I've made in the last year!

Year of the Fire Horse

MUPPETS

I could've just stayed in the south for that one

Walking past a pickup truck with the windows down blaring Hank Williams like, yeah this is familiar

A photo of a needlefelted, very round horse.

Another photo of the same horse, laying next to a stand.

It is almost Horse Year time, and I've still got one Lascaux Cave Horse sculpture for sale on Ko-fi!

ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6

That cherry tomato pasta that went around TikTok several years ago (bake cherry tomatoes and a spreadable cheese like Boursin until the tomatoes easily pop, mix and use as pasta sauce.)

Butternut squash soup (roast a bunch of vegetables and then blend them.)

Obsessed with this

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

A wizard is never late, nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.

I'm making Toby watch one of my favorite terrible movies of my childhood, with regular asides to both go, "well in the comic" and "well in the book(s)"

It is weird to see with people whose experience of high school wasn't living through a horror movie

I still need to see Let the Right One In sometime

Favorite horror movies

We're seeing Carrie: The Musical tonight, and: Glittery period blood

Pineapple is a pretty common king cake filling

You can do so many things with it! You can make so many things by just making a structure out of cardboard and then covering it with something

I'm apparently good at mountains

They're just little guys