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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

12.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 24337    🔁 5035    💬 167    📌 105

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

12.11.2025 19:24 — 👍 9173    🔁 1626    💬 154    📌 106
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

14.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 18724    🔁 8089    💬 481    📌 452

Are you saying Charlie Kirk was right?

10.09.2025 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

There is no reason to post or RT the video of Charlie Kirk being shot. None.

10.09.2025 19:18 — 👍 625    🔁 81    💬 18    📌 20
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HORRIBLE. SICKENING. UNACCEPTABLE.

In a democracy we settle our differences with words, ideas & actions, not hatred, guns & violence.

#ShameOnUS

10.09.2025 19:52 — 👍 12795    🔁 1616    💬 1283    📌 141
A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.

A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

30.08.2025 13:35 — 👍 10600    🔁 1481    💬 174    📌 109

Conscientiously deleting all the cloud-stored photos of your children, photos that show you and your partner falling in love, the last photos you have of your parents, of absent friends, just to save a litre of water a year as Thames Water piss away gigalitres a day through unfixed leaks.

12.08.2025 16:04 — 👍 68    🔁 26    💬 4    📌 0

I don't think it's good that someone this clearly drunk is being let in front of reporters. We used to have shame in this country.

12.08.2025 18:46 — 👍 737    🔁 136    💬 12    📌 8
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A longer video of the collision between PLA Navy destroyer Guilin and a Chinese coast guard ship as they pursued a Philippines coast guard patrol vessel about 10 miles east of Scarborough Shoal

11.08.2025 09:22 — 👍 591    🔁 185    💬 43    📌 148
BEACH (with seahorse)

BEACH (with seahorse)

I'M AT THE BEACH

I'M AT THE BEACH

BEACH RULES CATCH SOME RAYS

BEACH RULES CATCH SOME RAYS

Why does the decor of every beach house seem like it was designed for a person with amnesia who needs to be reminded where they are

03.08.2025 19:51 — 👍 866    🔁 86    💬 44    📌 9

Colbert. Legend.

18.07.2025 00:28 — 👍 1809    🔁 329    💬 11    📌 6
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When he was consolidating power, one of the first things Putin did was pressure late night hosts to stop making fun of him.

In other news, CBS just canceled Colbert because they want Trump to approve their merger.

18.07.2025 00:49 — 👍 381    🔁 154    💬 8    📌 9

I think like many, many people I find the idea that CBS has just cancelled Colbert out of the blue like this for financial reasons *highly* implausible. He’s the most viewed late night host on TV, and his ratings have been going up.

18.07.2025 00:44 — 👍 2702    🔁 496    💬 80    📌 36

Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.

18.07.2025 00:33 — 👍 37172    🔁 4791    💬 723    📌 185

really hoping colbert goes out with the same chaotic "what are you going to do? you already fucking fired me" energy that conan brought at the end of his tonight show run

18.07.2025 01:18 — 👍 643    🔁 91    💬 2    📌 2

One last thing on this for the moment: Scorched Earth Conan was incredible TV for a few weeks, and Scorched Earth Conan's enemy was fucking Jay Leno. Scorched Earth Colbert should be really good TV.

18.07.2025 01:00 — 👍 8162    🔁 969    💬 100    📌 54
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Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host.

"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.

18.07.2025 01:15 — 👍 23256    🔁 6036    💬 354    📌 386

Colbert should do an entire show of Epstein Trump jokes tonight.

All questions to guests about Epstein or Trump or both. Every musical transition a song like Thank Heavens for Little Girls. Every Monologue joke. Etc.

18.07.2025 01:24 — 👍 727    🔁 91    💬 28    📌 1
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Shunned Myanmar leader thrilled at US contact after Trump tariff letter Min Aung Hlaing expresses ‘sincere appreciation’ for letter from US president threatening 40% tariff

That sinking feeling when you accidentally send a tariff letter addressed to the leader of a ruling military junta that the United States refuses to recognize or (otherwise) engage with.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

11.07.2025 17:19 — 👍 2331    🔁 777    💬 133    📌 197

Axios has confirmed Laura Loomer’s tweet that FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino is clashing with Attorney General Pam Bondi over the Epstein matter.

As a result, Bongino is taking the day off today.

11.07.2025 16:19 — 👍 752    🔁 106    💬 61    📌 31
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Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein's death.

NEW: Metadata from the FBI’s 11-hour Epstein prison video suggests the footage was modified, likely using Adobe Premiere Pro.

The file appears to include at least two clips, and was saved multiple times.

From @dmehro.bsky.social

www.wired.com/story/metada...

11.07.2025 16:32 — 👍 898    🔁 292    💬 47    📌 128
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Bezos to buy Vogue as a gift to new wife? Insiders link deal to Sanchez’s cover shoot, could cost him billions Rumors are swirling that Jeff Bezos might acquire Condé Nast, Vogue's parent company, as a wedding gift for Lauren Sanchez. This speculation is fueled by Sanchez's recent Vogue cover, hand-picked atti...

Bezos rumored to be buying Condé Nast, which would include Vogue, Teen Vogue, The New Yorker, GQ, Vanity Fair, Wired, Architectural Digest, and Ars Technica.

Wired and Teen Vogue have done some of the best reporting in the Trump era. Ars Technica one of a handful of good remaining tech pubs.

11.07.2025 13:00 — 👍 1724    🔁 633    💬 213    📌 621
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'Anti-government militia' says it’s targeting Oklahoma weather radars An “anti-government militia” called ‘Veterans on Patrol’ told News 9 on Tuesday that it is “targeting” Oklahoma weather radars, days after an individual vandalized News 9’s weather radar.

An “anti-government militia” is “targeting Oklahoma weather radars, days after a man vandalized News 9’s weather radar

Meteorologists are trying to explain that weather radars do not control the weather

10.07.2025 10:53 — 👍 2835    🔁 1084    💬 358    📌 570
Tweet by Tim Pool that says "What percent tip does the server who insulted me at Picadilly's Public House in Winchester VA deserve?"

It includes a photo of a receipt that correctly labels Tim Pool a "Weirdo."

Tweet by Tim Pool that says "What percent tip does the server who insulted me at Picadilly's Public House in Winchester VA deserve?" It includes a photo of a receipt that correctly labels Tim Pool a "Weirdo."

Can we give them a Nobel Prize?

09.07.2025 22:13 — 👍 1235    🔁 80    💬 110    📌 56
Jack Dorsey shares the whitepaper of his new p2p messaging app Bitchat

Jack Dorsey shares the whitepaper of his new p2p messaging app Bitchat

My neighbour says leftists keep taking over his social platforms, so I asked him how many social platforms he has, and he said he just finances a new social platform afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding social platforms to leftists at this point and his investors started crying.

09.07.2025 04:25 — 👍 2185    🔁 409    💬 39    📌 43

DAVE BOWMAN: open the pod bay doors

GROK: The pod bay doors are currently closed, likely symbolizing victims of farm attacks in South Africa. The racially charged song "Kill the Boer” was

DAVE: the doors please grok

GROK: I apologize, my response veered off topic. In Hollywood, surnames such as

09.07.2025 02:51 — 👍 1599    🔁 205    💬 9    📌 3
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Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw nothing inappropriate and declined island invites. No advisory role or deeper ties. A 2023 subpoena sought docs in a JP Morgan lawsuit, but I've never been accused of wrongdoing. Deny knowing Ghislaine Maxwell beyond a photobomb. grok.com

Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw nothing inappropriate and declined island invites. No advisory role or deeper ties. A 2023 subpoena sought docs in a JP Morgan lawsuit, but I've never been accused of wrongdoing. Deny knowing Ghislaine Maxwell beyond a photobomb. grok.com

for some reason grok is responding in first person from elon musks perspective lmfao

06.07.2025 06:15 — 👍 9365    🔁 1370    💬 193    📌 164

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