Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island
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Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island
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Picture of Billy Joel with text saying "I HATE THE PIANO AND EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS"
28.07.2025 04:17 โ ๐ 1254 ๐ 90 ๐ฌ 44 ๐ 13Conspiracy theories take hold because it's much more reassuring to believe that an evil cabal is running everything than that nobody is running everything and every human from the poorest child to the President of the United States is just winging it.
11.07.2025 16:32 โ ๐ 309 ๐ 59 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 6Fuck it primary everyone
10.07.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Or keep reusing the Edward scissorhands bumming coke meme
06.07.2025 23:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Especially considering they use to be such elitist dicks about who got in
06.07.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When are we going to seriously consider a general strike? That window of opportunity is closing faster than we think
04.07.2025 21:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I know a cat who kinda rolls like that
21.06.2025 23:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If your platform doesnโt include investigating, prosecuting and jailing the people in government responsible for this current horror show Iโm not carrying a drop of water for your campaign
21.06.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fusion intelligence centers are basically full time chain email forwarding departments where cops freak each other out about shit they mostly make up
13.06.2025 22:40 โ ๐ 1217 ๐ 295 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 15Mike Love is the Jim Belushi of surf rock
13.06.2025 21:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Skype grade emoji
11.06.2025 23:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0AWS SES comes to mind as a low cost/effort smtp relay. Unfortunately for a lot of smaller orgs help desk escalation seems to be the only alerting mechanism in place.
30.05.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs almost always an out of date Adobe installer
27.05.2025 22:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I once downloaded and burned a Windows 98 installer disk (lots of effort back in the day) and booted my computer to a grainy jpeg of the goatse image and that completely changed the way I look at IT security
27.05.2025 00:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is why I used to take a laptop off the shelf every few weeks and run through the Intune enrollment process when I was managing an endpoint engineering team. You donโt know how bad the user experience is until you live it
27.05.2025 00:46 โ ๐ 98 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Book cover is Goatse coded
27.05.2025 00:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan canโt exist because liberalism doesnโt inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donorโs approval
20.05.2025 18:33 โ ๐ 873 ๐ 122 ๐ฌ 41 ๐ 5Trumps government, control-F-ing for โDonaldโโ in the files
09.05.2025 13:14 โ ๐ 74 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I need a felt painting of Harry Carey kissing the popes ring
08.05.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0soviet dogs have travelled further into the cosmos than katy perry and they got to do it for free
14.04.2025 21:29 โ ๐ 316 ๐ 52 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 7there are two kinds of teenagers who bought 'Mellow Gold' when it was new: those who were disappointed the whole album didn't sound like "Loser," and people like me who heard this and went "OK this guy is on a different plane of existence entirely"
27.03.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, itโs already been captured
* Judges donโt care if you were โkiddingโ or being ironic
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Losing the wine moms to own the libs
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What if Elvis sang about scary pumpkins?
19.02.2025 05:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Now my hair is hard for hours and my dick is soft and manageable
18.02.2025 01:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Being a 40 something dude on the internet is a wild ride when you donโt share app data with instagram. The algo so confident that either my dick or hair doesnโt work that Iโm getting ads for hair/dick combo pills
18.02.2025 01:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just found something good on the internet for the first time in like six years: Merle Haggard sitting in for an entire Art Bell episode in 1997. The whole five hours. Itโs not even about music. Dude was ready to cohost that thing. archive.org/details/1997...
11.02.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 385 ๐ 67 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 7People who download tiktok or rednote are making a choice. People who handed their data over to ATNT, OPM, Anthem, etc, did not make a choice and that data is more sensitive than cat videos. Those thefts are used as pretense for banning tiktok. They don't care about the real problem one bit.
19.01.2025 16:12 โ ๐ 135 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.
I hear that you and your band have sold your democrats and bought republicans.