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Musk, Bannon and Thiel named in new Epstein estate documents The House Oversight Committee is continuing to release redacted materials in its ongoing Jeffrey Epstein investigation.

Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island

www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

26.09.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4290    ๐Ÿ” 1239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 181
Picture of Billy Joel with text saying "I HATE THE PIANO AND EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS"

Picture of Billy Joel with text saying "I HATE THE PIANO AND EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS"

28.07.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1254    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Conspiracy theories take hold because it's much more reassuring to believe that an evil cabal is running everything than that nobody is running everything and every human from the poorest child to the President of the United States is just winging it.

11.07.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 309    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Fuck it primary everyone

10.07.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or keep reusing the Edward scissorhands bumming coke meme

06.07.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially considering they use to be such elitist dicks about who got in

06.07.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When are we going to seriously consider a general strike? That window of opportunity is closing faster than we think

04.07.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know a cat who kinda rolls like that

21.06.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your platform doesnโ€™t include investigating, prosecuting and jailing the people in government responsible for this current horror show Iโ€™m not carrying a drop of water for your campaign

21.06.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fusion intelligence centers are basically full time chain email forwarding departments where cops freak each other out about shit they mostly make up

13.06.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1217    ๐Ÿ” 295    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Mike Love is the Jim Belushi of surf rock

13.06.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Skype grade emoji

11.06.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AWS SES comes to mind as a low cost/effort smtp relay. Unfortunately for a lot of smaller orgs help desk escalation seems to be the only alerting mechanism in place.

30.05.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s almost always an out of date Adobe installer

27.05.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once downloaded and burned a Windows 98 installer disk (lots of effort back in the day) and booted my computer to a grainy jpeg of the goatse image and that completely changed the way I look at IT security

27.05.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I used to take a laptop off the shelf every few weeks and run through the Intune enrollment process when I was managing an endpoint engineering team. You donโ€™t know how bad the user experience is until you live it

27.05.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Book cover is Goatse coded

27.05.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan canโ€™t exist because liberalism doesnโ€™t inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donorโ€™s approval

20.05.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 873    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Trumps government, control-F-ing for โ€œDonaldโ€โ€™ in the files

09.05.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a felt painting of Harry Carey kissing the popes ring

08.05.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

soviet dogs have travelled further into the cosmos than katy perry and they got to do it for free

14.04.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 316    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

there are two kinds of teenagers who bought 'Mellow Gold' when it was new: those who were disappointed the whole album didn't sound like "Loser," and people like me who heard this and went "OK this guy is on a different plane of existence entirely"

27.03.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, itโ€™s already been captured
* Judges donโ€™t care if you were โ€œkiddingโ€ or being ironic

www.404media.co/the-200-site...

16.03.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21708    ๐Ÿ” 11238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1168    ๐Ÿ“Œ 886
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Trump threatens to put 200% tariff on French Champagne and other EU spirits โ€” CNBC The U.S. tariff comes after the European Union moved to put an import tax on American whiskey.

Losing the wine moms to own the libs

apple.news/AlZprn6_-S7i...

13.03.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if Elvis sang about scary pumpkins?

19.02.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now my hair is hard for hours and my dick is soft and manageable

18.02.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being a 40 something dude on the internet is a wild ride when you donโ€™t share app data with instagram. The algo so confident that either my dick or hair doesnโ€™t work that Iโ€™m getting ads for hair/dick combo pills

18.02.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1997-09-02 Coast To Coast - Merle Haggard : The Divine Eye : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive September 2 1997 Art bell interviews Merle haggard *************************************************************************** For More Audio, Video, and...

Just found something good on the internet for the first time in like six years: Merle Haggard sitting in for an entire Art Bell episode in 1997. The whole five hours. Itโ€™s not even about music. Dude was ready to cohost that thing. archive.org/details/1997...

11.02.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 385    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

People who download tiktok or rednote are making a choice. People who handed their data over to ATNT, OPM, Anthem, etc, did not make a choice and that data is more sensitive than cat videos. Those thefts are used as pretense for banning tiktok. They don't care about the real problem one bit.

19.01.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your democrats and bought republicans.

03.01.2025 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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