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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks

Every single one of Kaine's offices is closed and not taking calls.

So no chance to voice your opposition to his support for this bullshit plan.

Can't wait to give anyone willing to primary him my money and vote.

The "woman" in this image is 3 seconds away from tearing your throat out with her bare teeth.

The fact that Elon can't see that is so unbelievably telling.

reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

What is a locked alt? I know what an alt account is, but what makes it "locked"?

Ok there's actually 342 million Americans, so the true number is a much more attainable 395 pounds each.

Not doable

300 million Americans losing 135 billion pounds means we all have to lose - AT MINIMUM - 450 pounds

Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.

Listening to early 2000's pop punk and ska music to mentally regulate this flood of . . . good? . . . emotions

As a Virginian:

Sic Semper Tyrannis, baby!!

They’re calling it “the least essential thing ever aired on television”

Now they're all wearing berets

Bill de Blasio today, at long last:

I wish this is how I found out

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Insane for a guy whose name is synonymous with "strong, offensive odor" to be making "ethnic names are weird" jokes. But if Elon Musk had even one atom of ability for self-reflection, he would not be Elon Musk.

It's REALLY good on the first watch. Can't bring myself to watch it again - I got everything I needed on the first go.

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

They are! Ear cups could be a little bigger, but hey, nothing's perfect

You don't have to do anything with that information lol

Hey I have those same headphones

Ok since this is the mood today: I'm listening to an audiobook right now where the word "grimaced" is coming up a lot and the narrator pronounces it "grim-ACEd" and it's driving me crazy

Make a ComplaintTok and just dump everything there

I feel like that's not true